I don't do Christmas shopping. Even if I had the money to drop bills on every person I care about, I wouldn't let myself be shamed into doing it once a year on the same day.
This might be a good time to mention that about a month ago, I was going to start a thread about how boarders would abuse their powers if they were a mod, and I went on to basically roast the entire board. Then I sobered up, and thought it was in bad taste.
Since I thought about it again just now, my abusing mod powers in regards to you was to replace selected posts of yours with a picture of your avatar with the mouth moving, and the words, "blah blah blah, arrrrg, blah blah blah," coming out.
I went Christmas shopping last night at 1030, and I have to say, thank God for later store hours. I bought 16 gifts from three stores covering everyone on my list in exactly 1 hour 15 minutes. Perfect.