Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)

Jason "No Farts" Burrito Hollering Maricoxi Does All of Things, Poops the Bed SASQROTCH, EMPHASIS ON THE QROTCH Posts: 4,053	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 25, 2013 21:47:44 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jason "No Farts" Burrito on Jan 25, 2013 21:47:44 GMT -5 "Should a 5oz. Cut appear too small?" "If you get too cold I'll fry you meat" ...along those lines.
	May 31, 2013 16:36:26 GMT -5 Goldbeard "In a Dress" Wizard said: I think for a brief moment, Sigur Ros defied the existence of existence and created our own parallel dimension where all dimensions became meaningless and we were joined together in a massive spiritual oneness of Icelandic mojo.

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Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 25, 2013 23:23:46 GMT -5

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Post by StormyPinkness on Jan 25, 2013 23:23:46 GMT -5

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one snack for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman

Should that cutlet appear too small
Be thankful it's not cow balls
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah I'm the Shaxman

If you drive a car, I'll tailgate with meat,
If you try to sit, I'll feed you this beet.
If you get too cold, I'll cook with heat,
If you take a walk, I'll grill in the street.

Don't ask me what I fry it for
If you don't want to eat some more
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman

Now my advice for those who dine
Declare this feast has opened your eyes
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman
And you're masticating for no one but me.

May 30, 2013 16:08:13 GMT -5 nick said:

TWERKIN HARD OR HARDLY TWERKIN

Apr 13, 2013 1:08:57 GMT -5 weenie said:

But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up.

But really.

Don't fuck up my azaleas.

Friendly Destroyer Roaring Meh-Teh King of Herbs "I'm ready for my close-up" Posts: 5,851	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 25, 2013 23:47:42 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 25, 2013 23:47:42 GMT -5 A "fuckin'" +
	Jan 27, 2013 13:59:30 GMT -5 @R. Kelly said: "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

chud	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 25, 2013 23:50:02 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Guest on Jan 25, 2013 23:50:02 GMT -5 What he ^ said.

Jason "No Farts" Burrito Hollering Maricoxi Does All of Things, Poops the Bed SASQROTCH, EMPHASIS ON THE QROTCH Posts: 4,053	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 26, 2013 1:04:10 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Jason "No Farts" Burrito on Jan 26, 2013 1:04:10 GMT -5 God damn what a jam. This is why I was Ringo.
	May 31, 2013 16:36:26 GMT -5 Goldbeard "In a Dress" Wizard said: I think for a brief moment, Sigur Ros defied the existence of existence and created our own parallel dimension where all dimensions became meaningless and we were joined together in a massive spiritual oneness of Icelandic mojo.

Shaxspear III Esq.
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Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 26, 2013 10:17:32 GMT -5

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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Jan 26, 2013 10:17:32 GMT -5

Jan 25, 2013 23:23:46 GMT -5 StormyPinkness said:

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one snack for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman

Should that cutlet appear too small
Be thankful it's not cow balls
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah I'm the Shaxman

If you drive a car, I'll tailgate with meat,
If you try to sit, I'll feed you this beet.
If you get too cold, I'll cook with heat,
If you take a walk, I'll grill in the street.

Don't ask me what I fry it for
If you don't want to eat some more
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman

Now my advice for those who dine
Declare this feast has opened your eyes
'Cause I'm the Shaxman, yeah, I'm the Shaxman
And you're masticating for no one but me.

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

May 13, 2013 22:38:42 GMT -5 Pea said:

Yes. This album sounds like Daft Punk the way a hot dog looks like an apple.

badchoices Sasquatch! Posts: 1,535	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 29, 2013 20:03:18 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by badchoices on Jan 29, 2013 20:03:18 GMT -5 Happy birthday Chud. Hope you get to have some tasty brews!
	Mar 14, 2013 18:25:50 GMT -5 Horned Gramma said: I never go anywhere without a water bottle full of urine. Just in case. May 9, 2013 18:01:19 GMT -5 Jason "No Farts" Burrito said: ...I can definitely Pea this shit....

StormyPinkness Roaring Meh-Teh Pterodactyl Time Posts: 6,168	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 29, 2013 20:14:28 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by StormyPinkness on Jan 29, 2013 20:14:28 GMT -5
	May 30, 2013 16:08:13 GMT -5 nick said: TWERKIN HARD OR HARDLY TWERKIN Apr 13, 2013 1:08:57 GMT -5 weenie said: But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up. But really. Don't fuck up my azaleas.

emptyfox Administrator Hippity Hoppity Posts: 5,818	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 29, 2013 20:24:53 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by emptyfox on Jan 29, 2013 20:24:53 GMT -5 Is that... SpamSushi? Happy birthday Chudface!
	Apr 9, 2013 22:33:53 GMT -5 stingray said: ya i can't harlem shake to sugar rose

StormyPinkness Roaring Meh-Teh Pterodactyl Time Posts: 6,168	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 29, 2013 20:27:37 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by StormyPinkness on Jan 29, 2013 20:27:37 GMT -5 Yeah dude, spam is huge in Hawaii.
	May 30, 2013 16:08:13 GMT -5 nick said: TWERKIN HARD OR HARDLY TWERKIN Apr 13, 2013 1:08:57 GMT -5 weenie said: But seriously...those flowers are seriously beautiful and i will curb stomp you if fuck them up. But really. Don't fuck up my azaleas.

Pea Global Moderator Glowtarded Posts: 13,755	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 29, 2013 21:05:24 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Pea on Jan 29, 2013 21:05:24 GMT -5
	Mar 3, 2013 18:13:29 GMT -5 @Dr. Garbanzo said: Its a Sasquatch Dr. Garbanzohting a bear Dr. Garbanzohting a Sasquatch.

Friendly Destroyer Roaring Meh-Teh King of Herbs "I'm ready for my close-up" Posts: 5,851	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 29, 2013 21:44:12 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 29, 2013 21:44:12 GMT -5 Happy CHUDday CHUD!!!!!
	Jan 27, 2013 13:59:30 GMT -5 @R. Kelly said: "Tell me what's wrong dawg what the hell you damnin' 'bout? I'm your homie so just say what's on your mind."

chud	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 30, 2013 0:49:49 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Back to Top Post by Guest on Jan 30, 2013 0:49:49 GMT -5 Thanks dudes. I NEED ME SOM'A DAT CHICKEN!!! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

wonk Sasquatch! 25% Bro youve been wonked Posts: 1,652	Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 30, 2013 1:43:04 GMT -5 Quote Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by wonk on Jan 30, 2013 1:43:04 GMT -5
	Feb 15, 2013 16:55:34 GMT -5 weenie said: Oh man, I'm sexually sigging this.

Jason "No Farts" Burrito
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Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12) Jan 31, 2013 3:11:52 GMT -5

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Post by Jason "No Farts" Burrito on Jan 31, 2013 3:11:52 GMT -5

Over the river and through the woods to Gramma's house I go, because I just can't get enough of this shit:

I will probably say it in person before you read this, but we are nerds, so happy fucking internet birthday you old horny toad.

May 31, 2013 16:36:26 GMT -5 Goldbeard "In a Dress" Wizard said:

I think for a brief moment, Sigur Ros defied the existence of existence and created our own parallel dimension where all dimensions became meaningless and we were joined together in a massive spiritual oneness of Icelandic mojo.

Happy Birthday! (possibly NSFW on page 12)

Post by Jason "No Farts" Burrito on Jan 25, 2013 21:47:44 GMT -5

Post by StormyPinkness on Jan 25, 2013 23:23:46 GMT -5

Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 25, 2013 23:47:42 GMT -5

Post by Guest on Jan 25, 2013 23:50:02 GMT -5

Post by Jason "No Farts" Burrito on Jan 26, 2013 1:04:10 GMT -5

Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Jan 26, 2013 10:17:32 GMT -5

Post by badchoices on Jan 29, 2013 20:03:18 GMT -5

Post by StormyPinkness on Jan 29, 2013 20:14:28 GMT -5

Post by emptyfox on Jan 29, 2013 20:24:53 GMT -5

Post by StormyPinkness on Jan 29, 2013 20:27:37 GMT -5

Post by Pea on Jan 29, 2013 21:05:24 GMT -5

Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 29, 2013 21:44:12 GMT -5

Post by Guest on Jan 30, 2013 0:49:49 GMT -5

Post by wonk on Jan 30, 2013 1:43:04 GMT -5

Post by Jason "No Farts" Burrito on Jan 31, 2013 3:11:52 GMT -5

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