In our local news/entertainment newspaper there's been a guy who takes out an ad in the "You pissed me off" section every single week. It's always some complaint about the kids these days and their graffiti or how the bus didn't kneel down for some person with a walker. He calls himself "Your Watchdog and Observer" and has been doing it for the entire time I've been in Victoria (~10 years) and probably longer.
This self-appointed title that E has started using reminds me of our resident old guy. And reminds me of the funniest ad I ever saw below it.
I thought someone swore never to return, in a fairly petulant manner I might add, if your loyal narrator was still posting here. Maybe the word of some is really not worth much. Or maybe the plan really did not come to fruition; ultimatums served ineffective.
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Oh shit you got me. Maybe the tables will turn in your favor now, huh?
Frankly if we're at the point where mods are altering your posts to make you look like a jackass I think it sounds like more fun to stay and join in the emotionally abusive bukakke that will be the rest of your short life on this board.
Post by DeltaSigChi4 on Aug 24, 2011 10:29:59 GMT -5
This thread, check the title if needed, is about moving pictures, so kindly make it about films or GTFO. The last time someone came close to using your name in a post, you acted like you were on Seal Team Six -- you know the guys that cold-bloodedly murdered Usama bin Laden and maybe Jesse Venture as well -- so I would appreciate it if you were not a fucking hypocrite every single post (maybe every other, at least). And you told EVERYONE that you were going to stay away, in an attempt to create an ultimatum that would get your loyal narrator banished, not just me.
Postscript. I neglected to realise that you were a board-certified psychologist. Your husband/wife must be so proud.
Post-postscript. I am going to the cinema later today.
Upcoming: Neon Reverb [Atari Teenage Riot, Cuckoo Chaos, A B & The Sea]; Bridge School Benefit [Foo Dr. Garbanzohters, Arcade Fire, Mumford & Sons]
Post by Horned Fuckin' Gramma on Aug 24, 2011 10:43:56 GMT -5
Every thread is every thread. Know it, love it.
I've taken shits that were more intimidating than you. And anyone here will tell you that I say stuff all the time; most of it - particularly the declarative statements - doesn't amount to much. Sorry to disappoint you, old bean.
Post by DeltaSigChi4 on Aug 24, 2011 11:01:44 GMT -5
I could not possible care less about you or your highjinx. You are so insignificant in the real sense ... Every thread up to a couple of days ago was you parading YOUR mental problems with a fairly unimaginative and angst-filled 'FUCK YOU' just because someone -- your loving parents in fact -- killed your dog. Talk more about that, Sigs.
Postscript. I do not force anyone to read my posts; do yourself a favour and take the easy/pussy route: ignore. Or stay obsessed with me forever. I do not watch trailers, sofuckingwhat. I enjoy the plethora of films I watch a whole lot because of it. Unhealthy obsession #hashtagsareforidiots #8 with what DeltaSigChi4 does.
Edited to give a lonely moderator more work they won't get paid for.
Post by Horned Fuckin' Gramma on Aug 24, 2011 11:12:42 GMT -5
Yeah man whatever, I'm over it. We're all over it. We're just waiting for you to leave or get banned, whichever comes first. Doesn't mean shit to me either way. You rolled up in this forum with your hat in your hands looking for a place where you wouldn't be universally reviled -- we all saw it, it was pretty sad -- and your putrescent personality betrayed you again. We're two peas in a pod, Edwin, except something about my personality doesn't make everyone want to beat their heads against a brick wall until their brains run down their cheeks and pool in their shoes.
So we'll alternately ignore you or say the most heinous shit we possibly can about you. You're always going to be outnumbered here and eventually you'll either get fed up with it and leave or the hideous, violent mongoloid you hide behind that maddening avatar will start threatening to grapple our balls off again and you'll get banned.