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Post by weenie on Jun 13, 2012 14:29:41 GMT -5
A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?"
No....that's not right.
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Post by Pea on Jun 13, 2012 14:29:53 GMT -5
Every thread is space thread.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jun 13, 2012 14:31:49 GMT -5
Seriously. I used to have the greatest explanation of time dilation using a clock and a space ship and a beam of light, but that's about all I can remember. FUCK. So this clock, a beam of light, and a space ship walk into a bar. The bartender says... he says.... dammit, he says something pretty funny here... ah... something to do with the drink that the space ship wants... anyways, so the guy on the stool next to them says, "Time dilation? Now I know where I knew you boys from!" |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jun 13, 2012 14:32:17 GMT -5
A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" No....that's not right. Damn my slow typing. Good one Weens! |
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jun 13, 2012 14:32:46 GMT -5
A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" No....that's not right. Supercollider? I just met her. |
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Post by weenie on Jun 13, 2012 14:35:49 GMT -5
Did you hear about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines!  |
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Post by weenie on Jun 13, 2012 14:36:07 GMT -5
I mean movies.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jun 13, 2012 14:36:59 GMT -5
A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" No....that's not right. Supercollider? I just met her. Still the best joke of all time. |
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Post by Souly on Jun 13, 2012 14:40:45 GMT -5
Did you hear about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines! I totally tried to tell this to FD and company on Friday night. I think all I said was 'I know a joke about corduroy pillows'. |
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Post by DREW OF THE RUSHES on Jun 13, 2012 14:51:53 GMT -5
Ahh I had an epic joke telling fit with FD
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Post by DREW OF THE RUSHES on Jun 13, 2012 14:52:45 GMT -5
A clock, a space ship and a beam of light walk into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" No....that's not right. Sigged! |
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jun 13, 2012 14:53:10 GMT -5
Ahh I had an epic joke telling fit with FD OH YEAH! |
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Post by DREW OF THE RUSHES on Jun 13, 2012 14:58:01 GMT -5
I couldn't come up with any good ones but FD did.
"What do you call a guy who never farts in public? A private tutor."
"The advantages of easy origami is two-fold."
"A man goes to the doctor's with a strawberry up his ass. The doctor says, 'I've got some cream for that.'"
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Post by DREW OF THE RUSHES on Jun 13, 2012 14:58:34 GMT -5
I know Audrey told Stormy this joke at Sasquatch: "What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud."
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Post by weenie on Jun 13, 2012 15:02:21 GMT -5
I know Audrey told Stormy this joke at Sasquatch: "What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud." That is totally my new favorite joke! |
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