I have kind of a hobby I indulge in when I get bored; I go on eBay or to places where you can buy band t-shirts, find people who are selling the Residents eyeball shirt (from which the Rz still take a substantial percentage of their income), determine whether they have the permission of the Cryptic Corp. to be selling it, and if they don't I inform Cryptic about it and they bring the hammer down.
In other words: I know you were joking, but one thing I don't joke about is counterfeiting Residents t-shirts.
I used to intern at a really nice studio here in Charleston (I only say used to because as of tomorrow I work there full time), and since Band of Horses has relocated back here from Seattle, they record here all the time. Unfortunately I was only told of all the previous times AFTER they happen. This time I will actually be involved. It won't be for Band of Horses though, it's more for his more local side-project Birdsmell.
Also, the catch is that I will spend a lot of the time in the office next door being trained on administrative stuff while Ben is recording all his vocals. But he'll be there Monday through Friday, so I'm sure I'll at least get to witness some. If anything interesting happens, I'll update.