You boners are gonna miss out on a great show tonight. Burrito and I are gonnz get so corny with dat war.
If we're all into it, every single one of you mother truckers need to see the War on Corn Chips on this tour. Absolutely phenomenal. Favorite show of the year, thus far. Sexy Sean Penn killed it on the keys. I enjoyed their performance more than the Tool show I saw and the St. Vincent show that I had tickets to but slept through, combined.
To top it all off I got my first paper setlist ever and also another piece of paper with lyrics written by a very famous dude whom I will not reveal at this time. The word 'dude' is in the song. And then they played ma jam.
Me (from the second row): "That's ma jam! Thank you! You didn't play it last time."
Adam Granduciel (of the War on Corn Chips): "Last time?" [Points finger stage left, assumedly toward other Seattle venues]
Adam: "I'm pretty sure we played that one at Sasquatch."
OOPS. Apparently I'm winning the war on corn chips.