I bet it's a big ol' bag of No Fun to have to be a moderator. Kind of like being a designated driver.
Nah, it's pretty cool. I can ban people who disagree with me, and edit the posts of people I don't like to make them look illiterate. I can also change offensive usernames to something like, "I hella <3 Boxxy."
I really don't understand what makes me a fake poster? I was giving a legitimate guess of who I think will be at Sasquatch. Just because I was trying to be humorous by saying a yeti told me or drunk Adam Snacks makes my posts fake? I was trying to be humorous. I didn't think you guys would take it so seriously. That being said, here is a real good guess: J. Mascis is coming out with a solo acoustic album in March. I would add him to the list of probables.