I'm gonna be Hectic Dialectic for Halloween and nobody is going to get it.
I haven't dressed up for or gone out on Halloween in at least 3 years, I don't know why either. I love dressing up, getting drunk, and being goofy. But something has always come up right before or on Halloween that has stopped me from going out. Because of this I just realized I didn't even plan anything this year...
Sometimes I see all of the Halloween stuff and get really excited and start planning a big costume. Then I remember that I have no friends, I don't like drinking, and I hate the bar. Instead I buy a box of candy and watch scary movies.
Oh, I'm so excited! I went out and got all the elements for my Charlie costume this weekend and it looks awesome. And now I've got a Frank and a Fat Mac coming with me too! I'll probably just find a stuffed bird for Dee.