VIPee (Boys Only!)

[wolfhat]

Attention fellas:

Tired of waiting in long bathroom lines with a bunch of sitters when your business involves standing? Well, wait no longer! Many of the bathroom corrals at Sasquatch have what my friends and I like to call a VIPee. It looks like a larger than normal port-a-potty with open doorways, and inside are 2 urinal troughs that can comfortably accommodate 6 gentlemen. The best part is that there is never a line--hardly anyone seems to know about them! You just walk right past all the saps queuing up and go about your business. Before you know it you're back at the stage rocking out to one of your favorite bands. It's a true VIPee experience.

Enjoy!

PS. I apologize in advance to the men on this message board who already knew this trick and may now have to wait a little longer to take their turn at the VIPee. I'm sure you understand that I spilled the beans for the good of mankind.

[interstateeight]

What the hell? How have I not seen this before?!

[wolfhat]

You're not the only one. Not all the bathroom groupings have them, but even if you have to walk a bit further to one that does you will still likely save time. Just scout them out beforehand.

[thedean]

Seriously Wolfhat an apology is not going to cut it. It would be bad enough if you told a person or two but posting the best kept secret at Sasquatch? Unforgivable! Perhaps the admins could shut this thread down keeping this info only to the lucky few that have read this, and themselves of course.

At the very least can we not have all those that read this swear to never speak of this info again, I have a weak bladder!

[know ID yuh]

Sarcasm aside, these VIPee's are not for boys only. The second song on the newest LCD Soundsystem album comes to mind.

[wolfhat]

May 22, 2010 9:25:17 GMT -8 know ID yuh said:

Sarcasm aside, these VIPee's are not for boys only. The second song on the newest LCD Soundsystem album comes to mind.

Hehe, I did not consider this. You're right: BAC and usage of the spray-and-pray method are directly correlated. When I've gone to Reading Festival in the UK they pass out "Urinelles" which are most similar to those paper funnels they give you at gas stations to help you put oil in your engine. From what I've heard they're marginally less messy than use without, but I think that might be user error.

[Lump]

May 22, 2010 9:25:17 GMT -8 know ID yuh said:

Sarcasm aside, these VIPee's are not for boys only. The second song on the newest LCD Soundsystem album comes to mind.

Glad I'm not the only one who went straight to that song upon reading that.

[topspin]

So did anyone else get the pleasure of seeing these things filled to the brim with urine?

Next year i'm stopping at the italian market and bartering with a gypsy for a piss jar.