This is my attempt...looking for 2 3-day tickets, or even just two- Saturday only's and a Monday. If not, I will roam the campsites until I find one
Me and my friend Addy are coming up for Sasquatch, and camping...but we don't have tickets yet. Help us!!As a Sasquatch Virgin I’ve made a big mistake
I thought to buy a ticket, it would be ok to wait
Well big surprise to me when I went to Ticketmaster
And it basically said “You douche, you should’ve done this faster”
I only managed to obtain a single Monday ticket,
But my travelling companion …unfortunately didn’t!
It’s a shame because it’s Saturday we want to see so bad
Although to see a day at all would surely make us glad!
Although without tickets, we are still committed music fans
And are road tripping from San Diego, in hopes to see some bands.
We are just two girls, who just want some Sasquatch-festing
With no idea of what we’re doing, so this should be interesting!
We will be camping for 4 days with no idea what is in store
This should be an adventure like we’ve never had before…
Even if we get tix just to see Ed Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
Don’t you want the honor of being our Sasquatch heroes?!
So please make us two girls happy and sell us tickets at a reasonable price
If for nothing in return, then maybe just to be nice?
Thanks for your consideration and if none of this works out
We’ll see you at the after-party, so just give us a shout