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Post by nater on Nov 30, 2012 10:02:47 GMT -8
Just kidding. I'm a born again virgin. Thats a thing, right?
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Post by weenie on Nov 30, 2012 10:22:21 GMT -8
If you don't have sex for two years, it grows back.
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Post by chud on Nov 30, 2012 10:34:58 GMT -8
I do, and do not, want to know what "it" is at the same time.
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Post by nater on Nov 30, 2012 10:50:37 GMT -8
If you don't have sex for two years, it grows back. If I didn't have sex for two years, I would implode.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 30, 2012 10:51:21 GMT -8
Hey, but at least you'd be intact.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 30, 2012 10:52:57 GMT -8
I'm going to make fucking Bingo cards with boxes that correspond to discussions about saranater's anatomy.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 30, 2012 10:53:11 GMT -8
Hehe, 'boxes'.
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Post by nater on Nov 30, 2012 13:45:53 GMT -8
I DONT THINK I SAID ANYTHING SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO MY VAGINA
Also... vagina.
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Nov 30, 2012 23:18:49 GMT -8
I just want to thank everyone for their kind thoughts. The other day I asked for good vibes and prayers. That's because that night my mom had a cardiac arrest. She's only 51 years old, and while she did have a heart attack once before several years ago, she's been eating better and it was extremely sudden and unexpected. The chances of survival from a cardiac arrest while not in a hospital setting are extremely low. Luckily she was still in a room with my grandmother and it happened in front of her. My amazing grandmother was smart enough to call 911 right away when she collapsed and managed to perform CPR at the direction of the 911 dispatcher. Paramedics got there around 9 minutes later and managed to get her heart beating again after some CPR and a few defibrillator shocks. So anyways my mom has been in a medically induced coma for the last couple of days. The two big hurdles when someone has a cardiac arrest are getting the heart beating again and how the brain handled the lack of oxygen. After 10 minutes without oxygen the person has about a 10% chance of not being brain dead. So she was put into a coma and then put into a hypothermic state because it's shown that doing that has had positive effects to the healing process.
Well earlier today my mom opened her eyes and was following commands after being rewarmed. She could move her hands and feet. Later tonight they took out her breathing tube and a couple hours later she was talking and responding to questions. As of right now she remembers who everyone is and most major things. Her short term memory isn't too good yet, but that's not uncommon for the first bit. There's still a long road ahead to see what kind of damage is done and what may or may not be permanent, but it feels like I've had a 200lb weight lifted off my chest. God damn my mom is one tough broad.
So again.... please find your loved ones. Give them a big ass hug and tell them you love them, because you never know if it'll be the last time you get that chance.
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Post by emptyfox on Nov 30, 2012 23:33:40 GMT -8
God damn Shax, that is some scary shit. I'm happy to hear things are on the right track though.
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Post by Pea on Nov 30, 2012 23:39:43 GMT -8
I can't even imagine dude. That's wonderful to hear she's doing so well considering the circumstance. My well wishes to her as well as you and the family.
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Post by Fig on Dec 1, 2012 2:10:54 GMT -8
Fucking 'A shax! I'm so sorry to hear about all of that but it warms my heart to hear how well she is doing. This last beer of the night is to you and yours....here's hoping your family gets a steady dose of SASQUATCH MAGIC in the coming days.
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Post by Drew on Dec 1, 2012 12:30:48 GMT -8
Wow. That's incredible...good things happen to good people. Here's to a speedy and complete recovery for Shax's mom.
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Post by davers on Dec 1, 2012 12:52:21 GMT -8
Wow that's quite an ordeal. Glad to hear she's doing better and heres hoping she makes a full recovery.
Thanks for the reminder that anything can happen at any time, I'll be sure to give everyone a big hug when I get back home.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Dec 1, 2012 17:56:37 GMT -8
I am so glad to hear she is ok. Hug your babies tight.
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Post by emptyfox on Dec 2, 2012 3:55:38 GMT -8
itunes dj + mushroooms
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Post by emptyfox on Dec 2, 2012 3:58:22 GMT -8
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Post by emptyfox on Dec 2, 2012 4:10:06 GMT -8
You guys: Any illusions I might have had about what this is... I LOVE YOU GUYS
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 2, 2012 10:38:51 GMT -8
Fox you are the coolest motherfucker in town. In what was a truly weird and fun evening, you were the highlight.
Sorry to leave so abruptly. You know how it is. There were dicks on our shirts.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Dec 2, 2012 11:30:36 GMT -8
Definitely tried to Skype yo face up again at 4:20am.
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