Me: 7 foot tall, boxy frame, was wearing Turquoise through most of the weekend, occasionally could be found in gray. Had a bright red, yellow, and blue sign on me. Smelled fresh, for the most part.
You: Came inside of me at least thirty times throughout the weekend. I need to find you.
@jamiehale are you single? You're handsome and I love your work. Would you be interested in going out for a ginger ale with me somewhere quiet? Maybe Beaverton?
If you want to celebrate the start of summer early, you can head down to Oaks Park this weekend for the Portland Scandinavian Midsummer Festival, where we can dance around a maypole and sing fanciful songs about frogs.
Post by chubbystackz on Jun 13, 2014 11:09:12 GMT -5
URGENT. Has anyone heard from Jamie? He isn't returning my calls. I'm terribly fearful for his whereabouts and well being. I heard he was sent to cover a show at Holocene last night and I fear he has been taken by alcoholic beverages and heathens that go there for the porpoises of dance.