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Post by Fig on Apr 1, 2014 21:14:27 GMT -8
This is some straightup hellmouth shit, yo.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Apr 2, 2014 13:48:34 GMT -8
The fact that this song exists.
(Bad Religion featuring Sage Francis)
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Post by StormyPinkness on Apr 3, 2014 13:05:05 GMT -8
No wonder I can't tell you guys apart! All of you deceased Canadians look the same to me.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 4, 2014 0:55:31 GMT -8
During the Polish Ambassador show I'd been dancing and enjoying myself with the goirlfran, then these two ladies from Boisie started popping in and out of the front row trying to have The Polish Ambassador get them on stage and each time they were denied. Well anyways, I know they were from Boisie because in their shrill white girl wasted voices I could hear them constantly say they were from Boisie whenever they popped up, but in the end I was groving on the corn chips and the beats and just could not care. Then during the encore they again pushed their way to the front, and one of them started to talk to me, she wanted to ask me if they could move in front of me, because they were from Boisie, so I stopped watching The Polish Ambassador's amazing set for a brief moment, looked at her with (according to my goirlfran) the most least caring look in the universe, as she told me she was from Boisie, with "I. don't. care." which she responded with the look as if I had just killed her cat, ate it, then told this white girl that she was insignificant in the grand scheme of the universe and that her looks will some day decay and in the end become meaningless, it took her a moment to regain her compuser and then when the song ended her and her friend tried to get on stage WITH the Polish Ambassador as if they had just played to which they were then set upon by the big bearded guy who watches stages.
The end.
Liebe,
Goldbeard.
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Post by weenie on Apr 4, 2014 8:47:30 GMT -8
No wonder I can't tell you guys apart! All of you deceased Canadians look the same to me.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Apr 4, 2014 16:00:34 GMT -8
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 4, 2014 16:44:37 GMT -8
Composer. sorry the letters were moving around last night due to chips.
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Post by davers on Apr 4, 2014 16:55:25 GMT -8
I got a call today from a guy who works at a different company asking for help. He's a good dude and I was sitting in the office bored out of my mind so I said I'd come give him a hand and jokingly said he owed me beer for this. I showed up, helped him for a few hours and he gave me 36 beers. I was not expecting that at all so now I'm more than set for the weekend. 24 of them are even good beer!
In related news if anyone in Vancouver really likes Keith's I have a present for you.
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Post by emptyfox on Apr 4, 2014 17:12:32 GMT -8
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Post by weenie on Apr 4, 2014 17:33:06 GMT -8
Gibbons is so fucking stellar in that thread.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Apr 5, 2014 7:56:39 GMT -8
Emails says my wristbands are ready to ship. Looks like they should go out next week.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 5, 2014 14:19:56 GMT -8
So I was stopped at a Street Corner in Vancouver and all of a sudden I hear, "GOLDBEARD" AND DARTH WAS IN THE CAR RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME.
HOLY CAP GUYS SASQUATCH MAGIC IS STRONG TODAY.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 6, 2014 15:02:04 GMT -8
Canada is truly a paradise.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 6, 2014 15:31:35 GMT -8
Also I feel terrible about this but I clogged every toilet I used but one in BC. My poop is too American.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Apr 6, 2014 15:33:57 GMT -8
Also I feel terrible about this but I clogged every toilet I used but one in BC. My poop is too American. Canadians have tiny poops. That's a scientific fact. There like an entire nation of human rabbits. Plus, they don't have as much access to Mexican food.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 6, 2014 15:51:18 GMT -8
Also I feel terrible about this but I clogged every toilet I used but one in BC. My poop is too American. Canadians have tiny poops. That's a scientific fact. There like an entire nation of human rabbits. Plus, they don't have as much access to Mexican food. Not a single one had plungers either. Like serious. How am I supposed to rectify my poops?
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Apr 6, 2014 16:01:16 GMT -8
Canadians have tiny poops. That's a scientific fact. There like an entire nation of human rabbits. Plus, they don't have as much access to Mexican food. Not a single one had plungers either. Like serious. How am I supposed to rectify my poops? Jesus, I had no idea Canada was such a third world country. They should have Sara McLaughlin or that old white guy from CCF do commercials to raise money to improve their bathroom situation.
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Post by davers on Apr 6, 2014 16:03:19 GMT -8
Do bathrooms in bars and hotel rooms normally have plungers sitting beside them? I get the feeling if there was a plunger next to every toilet a lot drunken shitty sword fights would happen.
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Post by kymess_jr on Apr 6, 2014 16:10:07 GMT -8
Please tell me you didn't leave a clogged toilet for the poor housekeeper at Hotel Van to deal with? Tell me that was the "one" that survived your poops?
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Apr 6, 2014 16:40:34 GMT -8
Please tell me you didn't leave a clogged toilet for the poor housekeeper at Hotel Van to deal with? Tell me that was the "one" that survived your poops? True facts, did not poop there.
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