Well this one could have gone in the "what made you want to kick rocks today" thread but since I ended up leaving the situation laughing about it I decided to post it here instead.
I was at the gym today and after my work out I decided to hit the cross-trainer for a while. I pulled out my ipod touch and began scrolling my music trying to decide what to run to. I landed on Death Grips "No Love Deep Web" and stopped there. Obviously. A no-brainer. I proceeded with my training only to realize that I had left my ipod on the cross-trainer's display console, which is in full view of any people walking by (which there were plenty of). And shining gloriously on my screen in plain view was the cover of "No Love Deep Web"... a dick
Not much I could do at the at point. I finished up, put my dick in my pocket and owned it. So this one year membership at the gym might get awkward...
Post by joshatemycookie on May 17, 2013 14:05:40 GMT -8
THIS JUST MADE ME SMILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Does anybody else need to smile? I said if/when I won that I would donate.
Dear Josh: Congratulations! You have been selected as a First Prize Winner, pending verification, of the Get to A Better State VIP Experience Giveaway. If verified as a winner, you will receive a 2 GA tickets to the 2013 Sasquatch! Music Festival! We will soon be contacting you with the full details of how you can claim your prize, but before we do so, we need to certify that you are eligible for the prize, and that you fully understand the terms and conditions of acceptance. Provided that you are verified as the winner, your prize will be: of two (2) 4-day general admission Sasquatch! Music Festival passes
Yeah, Josh, I have a friend who just cannot afford a ticket and needs a ticket very badly! I'll compensate by meeting up with you at the festival and having a blast! I would be ridiculously appreciative of a ticket. (As I'm sure the other boarders would too, not trying to make myself sound more in need than anybody else).