Post by Horned Fuckin' Gramma on Jun 13, 2013 16:43:08 GMT -5
My cousin Jake is staying with us for a couple of days. We're the same age. Jake is the son of my dad's brother Joe, and because dad and Joe didn't get along very well I didn't see Jake for over twenty years.
Jake's interests include cats, Ween, sitting on the couch playing video games while drinking beer, and watching cartoons with the sound turned all the way down. He's the only person that's ever come into our home who can pick our dreaded cat Molly up off the ground without being slashed to ribbons. Dude even walks like me (which is to say, like an elephant with two legs).