Right. I Dr. Garbanzoure if I offer to do this for him every few weeks, I might not even have to pay rent until I move out mid-summer. And whenever he makes a mess, I'll get a little excited....
I also do 90% of the house cleaning at no charge though... the other roommate is a pretty tidy dude, but I'm still the one that mops and cleans toilets. I dont know what it is about having a vaginer that makes me so much superior at cleaning a toilet...
"I've been single for awhile and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one." Emily Heller.
1. Chromeo collb. with Toro Y Moi? YES PLEASE 2. My onesies are in San Francisco and will make it here on time despite my seller being the biggest piece of shit ever. 3. The National tickets acquired! 4. We booked our place for Voodoo today (rather we are pretty much booked) and we are spending so little money for a place to stay that I might die of alcohol poisoning while there.
I'm super poor right now since I'm saving all my money for Sasquatch supplies next week, so I can't really afford to do anything fun this weekend. Fortunately, Yelp (yes, I know they're an awful scumbaggy company) throw a yearly party in Portland where they bring in a whole bunch of local food and alcohol/beer vendors, masseuses, live music, the whole shebang. It's totally free. Free servings of some of Portland's best local food, free full size beers, free custom made cocktails from local distilleries. It's fantastic. We went last year and it was awesome, and we're going again tonight. Going to be a blast. yessssssssss
Whiskeyfest turned out to be everything I wanted it to be and more. Great scotch, bourbon, BBQ, chicken & waffles on a stick, awesome music, and bonus spontaneous conversation about Easy Street Records with a cute girl. Makes me kinda want to move to Portland.
I really need to go to a whiskey festival. Now that I can tell the difference between total crap and good stuff, I feel like it would be a blast. I would just have to not get trashed and then decide now is a great time to try that $40/oz scotch I have been looking at all day.
I have always wanted to go to Portland... maybe that is a good enough excuse?
Portland is pretty damn great. Not only is there a sweet whiskeyfest, the organic beer fests they have here are off the chains. We won tickets to one last year and it was in this awesome spot right on the river with about 40 beers on tap to choose from. Doesn't get much better than that in my book.