Well with all these people over 30 now I don't quite as old. Does this mean I need to be the responsible one and look after you youngsters?
For example: Snorlax. In spite of having left the board over a year ago, she keeps making subtle and not-so-subtle hints to me that she intends to come up to Sasquatch -- alone, as far as I can tell -- and attach herself to me and Stormy for the weekend.
I have spent too many Sasquatches babysitting, and I have officially done my duty. People need to have fun responsibly: know your surroundings, have access to requisite supplies of your own, never take more than you can handle and always know your dealer. These things are common sense and NOT my responsibility.
I love my friends and as a Boy Scout I will always help out someone who actually needs it, but I'm not your tour guide and I'm not your fucking babysitter. If you can't take care of your own shit at Sasquatch, you shouldn't be there.