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Post by nater on Mar 23, 2012 14:47:56 GMT -8
I'm sad I missed out on what could have been a magical experience.
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Post by Pea on Mar 23, 2012 14:49:10 GMT -8
MAH FUCKERS WE BOARDERS
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Post by Lump on Mar 23, 2012 14:51:05 GMT -8
You're like the leader of the pack, burrito. You're like a socially aware version of J. Walter Weatherman. That nail got hit all up on it right on the head.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 23, 2012 14:54:17 GMT -8
I've told this story before, but it's a good one.
While standing near the Honey Buckets in the vicinity of the General Store last year, a group of dudes walked by and I overheard one of them say, "So who is this Horned Gramma asshole from the internet...?" They had no idea I was standing ten feet away, which is probably for the best because I went into the fest last year fairly convinced that I was going to get my ass kicked by a stranger. These guys seemed to be likely candidates for that job, so I didn't say anything. Just laughed.
Then the next day while sitting in camp with Know and Gibbons, two guys walked up to us and said, "Is one of you guys the Horned Gramma?" Let me tell you, it is surreal to have complete and total strangers know who you are. These guys seemed pretty mellow, though, so I admitted to it.
I hope that doesn't constitute my fifteen minutes of fame. That's some low level shit. Still, it was pretty amusing.
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danl46
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Post by danl46 on Mar 23, 2012 14:55:36 GMT -8
Don't regret what was missed, just get ready for the next good thing
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Post by nater on Mar 23, 2012 14:57:27 GMT -8
I'm going to write WHERE IS HORNED GRANDMA on my chest.. kind of like the dudes with WHERE IS MOLLY? on theirs. But cooler.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Mar 23, 2012 14:59:45 GMT -8
You're like the leader of the pack, burrito. You're like a socially aware version of J. Walter Weatherman. I remember saying I loved that dude in one of my first posts, and Know making fun of me for it. Probably because he talked about Animal Collective a lot; I don't really remember anything else about him. Where the fuck did he go?
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Post by Pea on Mar 23, 2012 14:59:46 GMT -8
I'm going to wear stickers of Horned Gramma's avatar over my nipples! Fixed for accuracy
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Post by nater on Mar 23, 2012 15:00:27 GMT -8
If you get me the stickers, I'll wear them.
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Post by Lump on Mar 23, 2012 15:01:28 GMT -8
I've told this story before, but it's a good one. While standing near the Honey Buckets in the vicinity of the General Store last year, a group of dudes walked by and I overheard one of them say, "So who is this Horned Gramma asshole from the internet...?" They had no idea I was standing ten feet away, which is probably for the best because I went into the fest last year fairly convinced that I was going to get my ass kicked by a stranger. These guys seemed to be likely candidates for that job, so I didn't say anything. Just laughed. Then the next day while sitting in camp with Know and Gibbons, two guys walked up to us and said, "Is one of you guys the Horned Gramma?" Let me tell you, it is surreal to have complete and total strangers know who you are. These guys seemed pretty mellow, though, so I admitted to it. I hope that doesn't constitute my fifteen minutes of fame. That's some low level shit. Still, it was pretty amusing. "The Horned Gramma" I love the "the"
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 23, 2012 15:02:50 GMT -8
I'm going to wear stickers of Horned Gramma's avatar on my bewbs Fixed for accuracy Re-fixed
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 23, 2012 15:03:25 GMT -8
If you get me the stickers, I'll wear them. I'd be happy if that were my fifteen minutes of fame.
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Post by nater on Mar 23, 2012 15:04:51 GMT -8
GET ME STICKERS
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Post by Pea on Mar 23, 2012 15:05:18 GMT -8
And if it's cold outside, you would have 3D horns! HEY-O!
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Post by nater on Mar 23, 2012 15:06:06 GMT -8
Theres a chance I might slow down by Sasquatch and be less crazy. A small chance though. Likely if you get me stickers, everyone will see them. Every. Single. Person.
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Post by Lump on Mar 23, 2012 15:06:46 GMT -8
Haha, I'm sure if the stickers get involved, you will immediately go from being slowed down to immediately sped back up.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 23, 2012 15:08:35 GMT -8
I'm going to make five hundred of these things, and this year instead of those ridiculous t-shirts that 1sttimer made the Mark of the Boarder will be HG pasties.
It's going to be legen WAIT FOR IT...
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Post by Pea on Mar 23, 2012 15:09:53 GMT -8
-derpy
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 23, 2012 15:10:02 GMT -8
DARY.
I'm picturing lots of bewb sunburns in the shape of The Horned Gramma. And it is beautiful.
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Post by nater on Mar 23, 2012 15:10:14 GMT -8
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