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Post by emptyfox on Feb 16, 2018 13:34:59 GMT -8
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against partying, but one of the things I love about Sasquatch is that everyone who goes is there for the music first and the party is just a bonus. This year: 90% music, 10% party. But last year... party was approaching 70% 69%. Fixed **edit for camping plans page break**
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Post by Genghis on Feb 16, 2018 13:42:38 GMT -8
By coincidence I spoke with a girl last night who was raving about how wild Watershed was. She was saying things like "It's four days of drinking and it's so tough, you guys have no clue." Well, I naturally had to correct her on how that festival pales in comparison to Sasquatch, and by extension the irreparable liver damage I have been gifted by the magical weekend at The Gorge. I've also had a conversation about the Honey's in real life, and I'm very passionate that they're life savers. Watershed is a shit festival. Literally everyone who goes there is just there to drink Bud Light and try to make out with their cousin in the Merican flag bikini top and cutoff shorts. Nobody even cares about the music. My friend Kyle (think bassallnight, but a real person) doesn't even like country music and he goes to Watershed almost every year just for the party. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against partying, but one of the things I love about Sasquatch is that everyone who goes is there for the music first and the party is just a bonus. I really fucking hate Watershed. I'm gonna need a power ranking on: Watershed, Sasquatch, Paradiso, and Labor Dave Weekend. This is important research.
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Post by matt on Feb 16, 2018 13:45:10 GMT -8
This year: 90% music, 10% party. But last year... party was approaching 70% 69%. Fixed thanksformansplainingmyjoke.gif
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 16, 2018 13:48:37 GMT -8
wait, you can mansplain to men now? Dadsplain maybe.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2018 13:53:48 GMT -8
Watershed is a shit festival. Literally everyone who goes there is just there to drink Bud Light and try to make out with their cousin in the Merican flag bikini top and cutoff shorts. Nobody even cares about the music. My friend Kyle (think bassallnight, but a real person) doesn't even like country music and he goes to Watershed almost every year just for the party. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against partying, but one of the things I love about Sasquatch is that everyone who goes is there for the music first and the party is just a bonus. I really fucking hate Watershed. I'm gonna need a power ranking on: Watershed, Sasquatch, Paradiso, and Labor Dave Weekend. This is important research. 1. Sasquatch! 2. Paradiso . . . . . 69. Labor Dave Weekend . . . . . 15357743478. Watershed I also have a personal vendetta against Dave Matthews at the Gorge that dates back to the late 90s.
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Post by Genghis on Feb 16, 2018 14:12:50 GMT -8
I'm gonna need a power ranking on: Watershed, Sasquatch, Paradiso, and Labor Dave Weekend. This is important research. 1. Sasquatch! 2. Paradiso I also have a personal vendetta against Dave Matthews at the Gorge that dates back to the late 90s. Two part response; 1) You're ranking Diso dangerously close to Squatch, 2) Did Dave say something mean to you back then?
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 16, 2018 14:15:07 GMT -8
Maybe he crashed in to him.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 16, 2018 14:16:53 GMT -8
By coincidence I spoke with a girl last night who was raving about how wild Watershed was. She was saying things like "It's four days of drinking and it's so tough, you guys have no clue." Well, I naturally had to correct her on how that festival pales in comparison to Sasquatch, and by extension the irreparable liver damage I have been gifted by the magical weekend at The Gorge. I've also had a conversation about the Honey's in real life, and I'm very passionate that they're life savers. Watershed is a shit festival. Literally everyone who goes there is just there to drink Bud Light and try to make out with their cousin in the Merican flag bikini top and cutoff shorts. Nobody even cares about the music. My friend Kyle (think bassallnight, but a real person) doesn't even like country music and he goes to Watershed almost every year just for the party. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against partying, but one of the things I love about Sasquatch is that everyone who goes is there for the music first and the party is just a bonus. I really fucking hate Watershed. What is this, one of my posts about Block Party?
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2018 14:18:20 GMT -8
1. Sasquatch! 2. Paradiso I also have a personal vendetta against Dave Matthews at the Gorge that dates back to the late 90s. Two part response; 1) You're ranking Diso dangerously close to Squatch, 2) Did Dave say something mean to you back then? Once upon a time, some genius at the Gorge booked Dave Matthews (I think it was his first time there) the night Ozzfest. This was in the days when we just showed up and paid for camping when we arrived, but when my friends and I showed up for Ozzfest, the campground was already full of fucking Dave Matthews fans. We had to spend the night before the fest in van down by the river! I've never forgiven Dave for that. It's not quite as bad as the time his tour bus dumped poop on a bunch of people in a boat, but it's close.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2018 14:23:45 GMT -8
Coincidentally, the second night of that journey ended up being my first experience in the magical land of Wildhorse, so it wasn't all bad. But still fuck Dave Matthews and his fans.
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Post by Genghis on Feb 16, 2018 14:23:56 GMT -8
Two part response; 1) You're ranking Diso dangerously close to Squatch, 2) Did Dave say something mean to you back then? Once upon a time, some genius at the Gorge booked Dave Matthews (I think it was his first time there) the night Ozzfest. This was in the days when we just showed up and paid for camping when we arrived, but when my friends and I showed up for Ozzfest, the campground was already full of fucking Dave Matthews fans. We had to spend the night before the fest in van down by the river! I've never forgiven Dave for that. It's not quite as bad as the time his tour bus dumped poop on a bunch of people in a boat, but it's close. Holy shit, a van down by the river has so much more meaning to me. Also what a strange weekend a The Gorge.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2018 14:25:43 GMT -8
Once upon a time, some genius at the Gorge booked Dave Matthews (I think it was his first time there) the night Ozzfest. This was in the days when we just showed up and paid for camping when we arrived, but when my friends and I showed up for Ozzfest, the campground was already full of fucking Dave Matthews fans. We had to spend the night before the fest in van down by the river! I've never forgiven Dave for that. It's not quite as bad as the time his tour bus dumped poop on a bunch of people in a boat, but it's close. Holy shit, a van down by the river has so much more meaning to me. Also what a strange weekend a The Gorge. There was quite a contrast as we sat in the parking lot trying to figure out where we were going to camp. You could clearly tell who was there for Dave and who was there for Ozzfest. It was pretty funny, actually.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2018 14:26:46 GMT -8
Watershed is a shit festival. Literally everyone who goes there is just there to drink Bud Light and try to make out with their cousin in the Merican flag bikini top and cutoff shorts. Nobody even cares about the music. My friend Kyle (think bassallnight, but a real person) doesn't even like country music and he goes to Watershed almost every year just for the party. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against partying, but one of the things I love about Sasquatch is that everyone who goes is there for the music first and the party is just a bonus. I really fucking hate Watershed. What is this, one of my posts about Block Party? Watershed makes CHBP look like Primavera by comparison.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 16, 2018 14:27:46 GMT -8
What is this, one of my posts about Block Party? Watershed makes CHBP look like Primavera by comparison. It’s basically UW’s Primavera already.
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Post by banana on Feb 16, 2018 14:30:29 GMT -8
Coincidentally, the second night of that journey ended up being my first experience in the magical land of Wildhorse, so it wasn't all bad. But still fuck Dave Matthews and his fans. Did you get pregnant?
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2018 14:37:56 GMT -8
Coincidentally, the second night of that journey ended up being my first experience in the magical land of Wildhorse, so it wasn't all bad. But still fuck Dave Matthews and his fans. Did you get pregnant? I think I pregnanated in my pants the next morning. They had outdoor showers (maybe still do) and there were two gorgeous women in bikinis washing each other in full view of our camp site. My friends and I were quite mesmerized by the sight. Looking back, it was kind of creepy of us to watch like that, but our 19 year old brains didn't have any choice and the ladies didn't seem to mind. So that was my magical Wildhorse moment.
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Post by Han-Tyumi on Feb 16, 2018 15:37:12 GMT -8
I feel like we could build an entire thread around honey bucket tips and tricks. Also, I've been trying for years to get people to call them "watersheds" after the shitty festival, but it hasn't caught on yet. So if you guys could help me out with that, I would appreciate it. By coincidence I spoke with a girl last night who was raving about how wild Watershed was. She was saying things like "It's four days of drinking and it's so tough, you guys have no clue." Well, I naturally had to correct her on how that festival pales in comparison to Sasquatch, and by extension the irreparable liver damage I have been gifted by the magical weekend at The Gorge. I've also had a conversation about the Honey's in real life, and I'm very passionate that they're life savers. I mean, the Gorge in July and having nothing to listen to but country music sounds pretty tough. I don't think I could handle it.
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Post by ARRRRR on Feb 19, 2018 13:22:32 GMT -8
Watershed is a shit festival. Literally everyone who goes there is just there to drink Bud Light and try to make out with their cousin in the Merican flag bikini top and cutoff shorts. Nobody even cares about the music. My friend Kyle (think bassallnight, but a real person) doesn't even like country music and he goes to Watershed almost every year just for the party. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against partying, but one of the things I love about Sasquatch is that everyone who goes is there for the music first and the party is just a bonus. I really fucking hate Watershed. I'm gonna need a power ranking on: Watershed, Sasquatch, Paradiso, and Labor Dave Weekend. This is important research. I went into Paradiso loving EDM....and after leaving I despised it. Not sure that's Paradiso's fault but I'll always remember it as the festival that destroyed a genre of music for me. Would probably still put Paradiso second to Sasquatch in the gorge festival power rankings though
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Post by totinoboy on Feb 19, 2018 13:27:59 GMT -8
I almost went to Watershed for the party last summer and I hate country music 🙆🏻♂️
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Post by ARRRRR on Feb 19, 2018 13:37:00 GMT -8
I almost went to Watershed for the party last summer and I hate country music 🙆🏻♂️ Right there with ya, might pull that this summer
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