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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 15, 2018 5:52:46 GMT -8
The main stage honeys are the stuff of nightmares.
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Post by totinoboy on Feb 15, 2018 9:56:35 GMT -8
Premier honey buckets are clean af
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Post by Han-Tyumi on Feb 15, 2018 10:58:29 GMT -8
The main stage honeys are the stuff of nightmares. The Honey Bucket Forest is my favorite Honey Bucket installation. After dark, it becomes a magical and intense potty grove where wide-eyed ghouls and confused cyborgs navigate slamming doors and mysterious puddles as the wind rustles the leaves and twinkling lights. My pseudo-senses, elevated by mysterious substances, search frantically for a suitable void in which to shit. Or to vomit.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 15, 2018 11:01:01 GMT -8
The main stage honeys are the stuff of nightmares. The Honey Bucket Forest is my favorite Honey Bucket installation. After dark, it becomes a magical and intense potty grove where wide-eyed ghouls and confused cyborgs navigate slamming doors and mysterious puddles as the wind rustles the leaves and twinkling lights. My pseudo-senses, elevated by mysterious substances, search frantically for a suitable void in which to shit. Or to vomit.It’s all about the secret garden.
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Post by chubbystackz on Feb 16, 2018 9:06:48 GMT -8
It's all about the timing with those sweet babes. When you hear the sound of the magical 6am beeeeeep beeeeeeeep beeeeeeeps as the chill breeze starts to blow in and the heat has yet to set, you begin your journey to your very own untouched morning bucket. Never EVER use the main stage bucks. Top left of hill bucks are highly underrated. Always go as far back into the cluster buck forests as possible. Most people are too fucked up/lazy to notice you can walk back. There's never the wait of the idiots who start lining up right at the entrance. You can even find totally unused buckets well into the afternoon using this strategy. Always carry your own TP for late night emergencies in the venue. I like to steal some from the bucks, early evening just as precaution. As for late night d9, it's all about putting up that bandanna, turning off your head lamp, and trusting only the Lorde.
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Post by banana on Feb 16, 2018 9:16:02 GMT -8
It's all about the timing with those sweet babes. When you hear the sound of the magical 6am beeeeeep beeeeeeeep beeeeeeeps as the chill breeze starts to blow in and the heat has yet to set, you begin your journey to your very own untouched morning bucket. Never EVER use the main stage bucks. Top left of hill bucks are highly underrated. Always go as far back into the cluster buck forests as possible. Most people are too fucked up/lazy to notice you can walk back. There's never the wait of the idiots who start lining up right at the entrance. You can even find totally unused buckets well into the afternoon using this strategy. Always carry your own TP for late night emergencies in the venue. I like to steal some from the bucks, early evening just as precaution. As for late night d9, it's all about putting up that bandanna, turning off your head lamp, and trusting only the Lorde. This is top notch Honey Bucket insider info. The only thing I would add for the dudes, figure out where the walk-in pisser is in each cluster and you will never have to wait. If people in line give you dirty looks be sure to politely let them know that you're off to see the wizard.
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Post by weenie on Feb 16, 2018 9:22:52 GMT -8
I am constantly encouraging guys to go to the urinal thingies because hey, smaller lines, and then a bunch of them get really awkward because they're going into the honey buckets to do drugs.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 16, 2018 9:29:20 GMT -8
I am constantly encouraging guys to go to the urinal thingies because hey, smaller lines, and then a bunch of them get really awkward because they're going into the honey buckets to do drugs. Somebody I went with one year and I were sharing corn chips, and I ate mine like a normal person and he went to a HB and came back 5 minutes later because apparently the only way it worked for him anymore was to stick it up his poopybits.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2018 9:38:12 GMT -8
I am constantly encouraging guys to go to the urinal thingies because hey, smaller lines, and then a bunch of them get really awkward because they're going into the honey buckets to do drugs. Somebody I went with one year and I were sharing corn chips, and I ate mine like a normal person and he went to a HB and came back 5 minutes later because apparently the only way it worked for him anymore was to stick it up his poopybits.
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 16, 2018 9:45:37 GMT -8
I feel like that's a sign it might be time to stop eating chips.
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Post by banana on Feb 16, 2018 9:49:33 GMT -8
I feel like that's a sign it might be time to stop eating chips. I mean.... He did stop eating chips
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 16, 2018 9:52:14 GMT -8
OK, ingesting chips than... inhaling... with your butthole...
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 16, 2018 10:04:22 GMT -8
OK, ingesting chips than... inhaling... with your butthole... Is it possible to inhale (suck in air) via one’s anal opening?Yes, but it’s a rare talent. The great early 20th Century French flatulist, Le Petomane, was able to do this, and in fact was able to suck up an entire bowlful of water (just the water, not the bowl) into his colon and expel it again with considerable force. By sucking in large quantities of air, he was able to perform lengthy shows on stage, and could imitate musical instruments, farm animals, and bird songs, whistle melodies, and play the ocarina. His productions were said to be virtually odorless, which is to be expected from air obtained directly from the outside. Here is a message I received regarding the skill of inhaling via the anus: “i would just like you to know that i am part of a trio, who can suck in air in our anal openings. we are somewhat air-bandits. we can let the longest farts you have ever heard. our record holder, chad, stands at 24 sec. the record for most farts in a row is derek, at 492. and i, robert, have earned such nicknames as: Mad Crapper, gurglemeister, and old wetful. We have followed Le Petomane example, and have mastered the art of farting.” Jason W. says, “I am a 16 year old guy that is a part of a 3-man fart on command group. We get together every Saturday night and practice our talent to songs with a good beat. We accomplish this by getting on our hands and knees, completely relaxing, and our butt hole just opens up and air just seeps into our colons. We then get into position and let them rip. We can so far play a song called “THE EYE OF THE TIGER” (Rocky 3 theme song). We came across another group of 4 guys that can do this during the winter of 2001. We started to get together with them more frequently, and now we have a full fledged band going all on farting…We are going to try to make a CD on some songs we know, but no one wants to let us…I personally have let a fart go for about 75 seconds. On average each Saturday night we let off about 1000 farts EACH! The only problem with flatulating when we want is that now 2 of us can’t help but sucking in air through our anus when we sit down.” Jason has also provided the following instructions for people who would like to acquire this skill: 1) Get a pillow and a soft surface. 2) Place your ear on the pillow with your head turned sideways. 3) Put your butt up in the air, bringing your knees as close up to your head as possible. This relaxes your anal opening. 4) Once you’re relaxed enough, you should feel a strange sensation…this is air traveling into your colon. 5) Through practice you will be able to do this by just sitting down. Adam reports that a student at his high school, known as “The King” could fart “God Save the Queen” by alternately inhaling and exhaling through his anus. The students referred to the inhaling process as “input.”
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Post by banana on Feb 16, 2018 10:06:54 GMT -8
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 16, 2018 10:08:45 GMT -8
hahaha, this is brilliant. Everyone click the date on the quoted post.
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Post by Genghis on Feb 16, 2018 12:48:54 GMT -8
I always feel like it's a mixed bag getting placed next to honey buckets at the campgrounds. The pros are that you're always a short walk away which is nice, you have a natural landmark for where your home is at (this has come in handy on countless occasions), and it makes the cleaning process of any cooking utensils easier.
Cons, the symphony of slapping from everyone busting out of the buckets like they're exiting an old timey saloon can get real old real quick, the beeps of those suckers getting cleaned in the morning isn't necessarily great, and also the constant manifest destiny that is people walking through your campsite just to offload some butt thunder is pretty shitty.
All in all I am always grateful to get placed relatively close to some buckets and the showers, Premier has some awesome real estate.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2018 12:57:47 GMT -8
I feel like we could build an entire thread around honey bucket tips and tricks. Also, I've been trying for years to get people to call them "watersheds" after the shitty festival, but it hasn't caught on yet. So if you guys could help me out with that, I would appreciate it.
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Post by Genghis on Feb 16, 2018 13:18:56 GMT -8
I feel like we could build an entire thread around honey bucket tips and tricks. Also, I've been trying for years to get people to call them "watersheds" after the shitty festival, but it hasn't caught on yet. So if you guys could help me out with that, I would appreciate it. By coincidence I spoke with a girl last night who was raving about how wild Watershed was. She was saying things like "It's four days of drinking and it's so tough, you guys have no clue." Well, I naturally had to correct her on how that festival pales in comparison to Sasquatch, and by extension the irreparable liver damage I have been gifted by the magical weekend at The Gorge. I've also had a conversation about the Honey's in real life, and I'm very passionate that they're life savers.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2018 13:27:51 GMT -8
I feel like we could build an entire thread around honey bucket tips and tricks. Also, I've been trying for years to get people to call them "watersheds" after the shitty festival, but it hasn't caught on yet. So if you guys could help me out with that, I would appreciate it. By coincidence I spoke with a girl last night who was raving about how wild Watershed was. She was saying things like "It's four days of drinking and it's so tough, you guys have no clue." Well, I naturally had to correct her on how that festival pales in comparison to Sasquatch, and by extension the irreparable liver damage I have been gifted by the magical weekend at The Gorge. I've also had a conversation about the Honey's in real life, and I'm very passionate that they're life savers. Watershed is a shit festival. Literally everyone who goes there is just there to drink Bud Light and try to make out with their cousin in the Merican flag bikini top and cutoff shorts. Nobody even cares about the music. My friend Kyle (think bassallnight, but a real person) doesn't even like country music and he goes to Watershed almost every year just for the party. Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against partying, but one of the things I love about Sasquatch is that everyone who goes is there for the music first and the party is just a bonus. I really fucking hate Watershed.
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Post by matt on Feb 16, 2018 13:32:58 GMT -8
Don't get me wrong, I have nothing against partying, but one of the things I love about Sasquatch is that everyone who goes is there for the music first and the party is just a bonus. This year: 90% music, 10% party. But last year... party was approaching 70%.
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