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Post by Fig on May 19, 2014 12:32:57 GMT -8
If Rand Paul can do it, so can he!
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reghawaii
Baby Eating Ice Cream
Only Posts About Diapers
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Post by reghawaii on May 19, 2014 12:33:09 GMT -8
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 19, 2014 12:37:47 GMT -8
Googling your bullshit took about five seconds. I would have spent ten minutes explaining, at length, my commitment to a combination of prescriptive AND descriptive grammar. I would have reiterated that old truism which concerns learning the rules before you can break them, and then expanded on that notion in an attempt to explain my belief that broken things (such as support beams, limbs and linguistic conventions) are often mended and become stronger than they were before the break occurred.
I would have digressed, in response to your post, to point out that my complaint with your original posts did not concern grammar but punctuation and that you shouldn't feel the need to defend yourself on that front. And then I would have asked if the reference to diapers in your third post was coded or simply missing.
As it stands now, I legitimately despise you and am only waiting on the go-ahead from the other two mods to permanently disable your account as punishment for perpetrating the basest form of intellectual dishonesty.
Fuckhead.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 19, 2014 12:40:40 GMT -8
Awww damn, really? I was hoping we lucked out and he was better than his diaper posts suggested. Me too, dude. For the briefest moment, I was thoroughly impressed. My superpower is the ability to smell shit, though. Literal shit, most often, which means I rarely have to scrape it off my boots, but certainly bullshit as well.
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reghawaii
Baby Eating Ice Cream
Only Posts About Diapers
Posts: 5
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Post by reghawaii on May 19, 2014 12:42:48 GMT -8
Googling your bullshit took about five seconds. I would have spent ten minutes explaining, at length, my commitment to a combination of prescriptive AND descriptive grammar. I would have reiterated that old truism which concerns learning the rules before you can break them, and then expanded on that notion in an attempt to explain my belief that rules that broken things (such as support beams, limbs and linguistic conventions) are often mended and become stronger than they were before the break occurred. I would have digressed, in response to your post, to point out that my complaint with your original posts did not concern grammar but punctuation and that you shouldn't feel the need to defend yourself on that front. And then I would have asked if the reference to diapers in your third post was coded or simply missing. As it stands now, I legitimately despise you and am only waiting on the go-ahead from the other two mods to permanently disable your account as punishment for perpetrating the basest form of intellectual dishonesty. Fuckhead. your gay lol
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Post by mutt on May 19, 2014 12:46:07 GMT -8
I suggest that well written prose, including proper capitalization and use of the appropriate punctuation marks, is a mark of a civilized man. Whether or not good grammar is necessary in a diaper discussion, Depends...
Of course, you are on drugs if you think that I am pooping this thread just because my work day is consumed with all things Sasquatch. I would try to work the word vagina in here to, just for the fun of it, but I can't think of good way to do it.
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Post by mutt on May 19, 2014 12:48:41 GMT -8
See my previous post in what makes me kick rocks. You can GFY. Not laughing out loud!
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 19, 2014 12:48:41 GMT -8
Thanks for this. It's no longer a matter of idealism -- you broke one of the actual rules, and now you're banned. See you around, clown.
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Post by rüstü on May 19, 2014 13:09:01 GMT -8
Thanks for this. It's no longer a matter of idealism -- you broke one of the actual rules, and now you're banned. See you around, clown. I bet that felt good. You haven't had many other real opportunities for banning this Sasquatch season, right? I bet your trigger finger was getting itchy as soon as he made the second post about diapers.
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Post by Fig on May 19, 2014 13:15:17 GMT -8
I bet if you wore an adult Depends through security, nobody would be willing to stick their hands in it and see what you were hiding in there.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 19, 2014 13:15:34 GMT -8
It DID feel good, although generally the satisfaction I get out of banning people in the weeks before Sasquatch has as much to do with sticking it to scalpers as it does anything else. I don't usually hope that I'll get to ban someone for being an ass, because it takes some pretty severe assery to merit it.
I really would have banned him for the plagiarism, but using the word 'gay' as a pejorative is one of the quickest ways to lose your account on this forum -- with the added benefit of it being something that is objectively inexcusable, and not really up for debate.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on May 19, 2014 14:20:50 GMT -8
I bet HG could use some Depends to soak up that ban load he just blew. That shit's been building up for a while.
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Post by Fig on May 19, 2014 14:26:11 GMT -8
Ala Randy Marsh after the Great Internet Shortage.
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Post by Pea on May 19, 2014 15:44:38 GMT -8
GOD DAMNIT THIS THREAD IS ABOUT MY BALLOON ANIMAL PARTY
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Post by weenie on May 19, 2014 16:18:32 GMT -8
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Post by rustyironjeff on May 19, 2014 16:57:53 GMT -8
Uhh, is that per chance a Baby in a hot tub?
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Post by emptyfox on May 19, 2014 20:05:17 GMT -8
Thanks for this. It's no longer a matter of idealism -- you broke one of the actual rules, and now you're banned. See you around, clown. Frankly, I'm surprised you waited. Fuck that guy. Depends, poop... and all that.
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Post by feedmebeats on Aug 22, 2014 5:56:15 GMT -8
Who created this thread?
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Post by StormyPinkness on Sept 2, 2014 15:54:13 GMT -8
yr mama
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