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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Mar 28, 2014 0:17:47 GMT -8
For someone as fascinated by the spectrum of human sexuality as you are, frankly I am surprised. Oh I've bottomed for peoples before. That's how I know I'm not into it. I will only do it if the other person is: 1) Someone I love. 2) Desires to do so. 3) Is okay with me not enjoying the experience. I will do individual submissive/bottom acts if I so feel like (in example, having my face sat on) but over the course of a sexual activity as a whole I will not be submissive/bottom. Edit: If getting your face sat on and giving your partner oral sex while your head is pinned down and they're pulling your hair is wrong I don't want to be right.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 28, 2014 0:28:07 GMT -8
That, on the other hand, jives with my impression of you 100%.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Mar 28, 2014 0:33:06 GMT -8
Sasquatch Proboards: After Dark
Get them scented candles and dim the lights.
Things are going to get sensual.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Mar 28, 2014 0:34:51 GMT -8
P.S.
This had to have been one of the quickest growing threads in board history.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 28, 2014 0:39:24 GMT -8
The quickest growing threads are the ones where I arbitrarily deal shit to a noob for arguably good reasons. Half of the threads in the Hall of Fame fit that description.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Mar 28, 2014 0:44:28 GMT -8
I've now seen Cbat's Facebook.
You can't escape now.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 28, 2014 0:45:29 GMT -8
CBATS IS HERE!?
No seriously though someone come pick me up and bring me to Seattle.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Mar 28, 2014 0:47:38 GMT -8
I hope you come, because then you can hear what Floor Tim, Burrito and I did last week.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Mar 28, 2014 0:54:59 GMT -8
Corn Chips are mandatory for such a listening.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 28, 2014 0:56:01 GMT -8
From what I hear, last weekend gave birth to a version of the Doors' 'The End' that somehow managed to be even more voodoo than the original.
Sounds like serious business.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Mar 28, 2014 1:00:54 GMT -8
There were songs about Cows, Band Names, The Doors/Jim Morrison, Gregorian Chant, conversations with Satan, excellent fucking jams in general.
Of course after The End I also announced, "and then he fucking died, man." about Jim Morrison.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 28, 2014 1:02:51 GMT -8
No seriously though someone come pick me up and bring me to Seattle.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 28, 2014 7:26:46 GMT -8
I feel like I need to ask Louganus to change his username. I didn't let Nick keep 'rimjobflashmob', and Louganus is arguably even less tasteful. Better?
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Mar 28, 2014 7:42:35 GMT -8
I feel like I need to ask Louganus to change his username. I didn't let Nick keep 'rimjobflashmob', and Louganus is arguably even less tasteful. JEFFJOBJEFFMOB, NEVER FORGET.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Mar 28, 2014 7:43:58 GMT -8
"Perennial meat stable" bahahahaha I just made a new word . First one to find it gets corn chips! Grapefruit Peanut Mediafire Blogspot Mac Demarco Jub jub
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Mar 28, 2014 7:44:10 GMT -8
Damn.
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Post by Nadine Hurley on Mar 28, 2014 8:30:19 GMT -8
That, on the other hand, jives with my impression of you 100%. In other words, that's how you would 'peg' Goldbeard? *snicker, snicker*
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Post by weenie on Mar 28, 2014 8:44:43 GMT -8
OHMYGOD, A+ forever.
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Post by emptyfox on Mar 28, 2014 8:46:25 GMT -8
That is so much my bag that it is not even funny. His whole channel is loaded with videos like that one. I used one of them as my avatar for a while.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Mar 28, 2014 8:51:35 GMT -8
That, on the other hand, jives with my impression of you 100%. In other words, that's how you would 'peg' Goldbeard? *snicker, snicker* Nah he means handjiving similar to jamming.
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