Post by Dr. Burrito Crane on Feb 26, 2014 1:17:47 GMT -8
Beach balls, inflatable animals, rafts with Geno in them, our testes...
WHO ARE WE THROWIN' 'EM AT?!?!?!
We have a basic idea of how the lineup will break down day-by-day with stage placements and whatnot, and now it is time to decide at whom we will be hurling our balls, collectively. Let's start with May, and worry about July after May. It should be a main stage artist that we can presume is playing during daylight hours, so that we will be able to bask in the visual glory that is our balls, but also not too early in the day, so that others will be able to bask in the visual glory that is our balls. It should also be not during my favourite band, so that I will be able to personally contribute as I bask in the visual glory that is our balls.
I suggest Violent Femmes, because who doesn't want show Violent Femmes their balls?