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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 16, 2014 18:06:51 GMT -8
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 16, 2014 19:33:05 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2014 8:58:06 GMT -8
Best noob. Don't get cocky about it, the competition routinely involves dipshits from Facebook who only type text lingo. Hell, even nick won best noob, LOL. What's a noob?
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Post by Fig on Feb 17, 2014 13:36:35 GMT -8
Least he is smoking spirits.
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Post by mutt on Feb 19, 2014 9:18:20 GMT -8
So, I have decided to take Gramma's advice and sell these gold and premiere camping passes. However, I am in a bit of a quandry. If I leave this thread up until I sell these to a board guest - at face value mind you - then how likely is it that they will sell? It seems like righteous boarders never upgrade, so that means the market is limited to guests on this board.
If I post on craigslist or some other board, are there consequences if I get more than face value?
My feeling is that if I post somewhere else and get more than face value, then that both removes a potential campground snob from the rest of us unwashed dress wearing primates, and provides some extra change for a towel warmer, which I hear is one of the prime perks of upgraded camping. Anyway, how would anyone from the board really know what I do, unless I show up with said towel warmer, and then I will just buy you off with a warm towel to keep your mouth shut.
So, I am updating the top post in the thread to indicate price and availability. I will also update the post when the passes are sold. You are welcome to continue to comment on Sasquatch fashion, magic couches, and the astronomical anomaly that is the gorge as you see fit. That at least will keep the thread busy.
I may also just call Livenation and sell the passes back to them, but where's the fun in that?
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Post by jeffatemycookie on Feb 19, 2014 9:44:07 GMT -8
The only way you would get more for your passes is to ask for more than face value and that would make you a dick. Don't be a dick. We have enough dicks.
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 19, 2014 9:58:36 GMT -8
If I post on craigslist or some other board, are there consequences if I get more than face value? Do you really think you can do stuff on the internet and we won't know about it?
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 19, 2014 10:26:15 GMT -8
My advice: Just sell them on Craigslist. Not only are the odds of someone on here actually buying them very slim, there are those among us who would see you drawn and quartered for trying to recoup the "service fee" (and I really don't want to see that debate again). Having said that, if you sell them at an elevated price on Craigslist, we will find out and we all own torches and pitchforks.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 19, 2014 11:45:49 GMT -8
If you sell anything on the board for more than face value it is grounds for banning. If you do it elsewhere you just have to live with the fact that you are being a dick.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Feb 19, 2014 13:16:23 GMT -8
We should preemptively just lock this thread before we get into another discussion as to why all scalpers should have their dicks (or clits?) Cut off.
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Post by Fig on Feb 19, 2014 13:35:09 GMT -8
Cut their tix off wololol
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Post by mutt on Feb 20, 2014 13:55:35 GMT -8
So if I get an unsolicited offer over face value from a rich tweener who doesn't know Sasquatch from Sacaweaja, and I use my wind fall to purchase a solar powered towel warmer and enough towels for a good sized shrewdness of dress wearing primates, and then set up and share those warm towels with the district 9 natives during the festival, does that still qualify me as a scalper? I don't either want to be a dick or have my dick cut off, and this thing about knowing what I do on the internet has me just a little freaked out - do you think the NSA is watching us?
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 20, 2014 15:01:47 GMT -8
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 20, 2014 15:53:35 GMT -8
So if I get an unsolicited offer over face value from a rich tweener who doesn't know Sasquatch from Sacaweaja, and I use my wind fall to purchase a solar powered towel warmer and enough towels for a good sized shrewdness of dress wearing primates, and then set up and share those warm towels with the district 9 natives during the festival, does that still qualify me as a scalper? I don't either want to be a dick or have my dick cut off, and this thing about knowing what I do on the internet has me just a little freaked out - do you think the NSA is watching us?
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Feb 20, 2014 18:16:31 GMT -8
So if I get an unsolicited offer over face value from a rich tweener who doesn't know Sasquatch from Sacaweaja, and I use my wind fall to purchase a solar powered towel warmer and enough towels for a good sized shrewdness of dress wearing primates, and then set up and share those warm towels with the district 9 natives during the festival, does that still qualify me as a scalper? I don't either want to be a dick or have my dick cut off, and this thing about knowing what I do on the internet has me just a little freaked out - do you think the NSA is watching us? The simple flowchart for scalping. Are you selling your tickets for above face value? A: Yes ---> you're a scalper and should get banned, and possibly stabbed. A: No ---> no you're good. Full disclosure I think scalpers are some of the biggest scum of the universe.
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Post by davers on Feb 20, 2014 18:26:36 GMT -8
Where does Lorde rank in the universe scum scale?
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Post by chud on Feb 20, 2014 18:43:54 GMT -8
Where does Lorde rank in the universe scum scale? Above Justin Bieber, below Hitler. Make of that what you will.
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Post by mutt on Feb 20, 2014 19:27:54 GMT -8
Scalpers worse than Hitler? I hope we're talking about Jimmy Bob Hitler from Pigfuck, AR. He is a real dick!
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Feb 20, 2014 19:39:56 GMT -8
Where does Lorde rank in the universe scum scale? I have nothing against Lorde as a person, just her music and the vast Industrial-Commercial complex that decided she would be the next Grammy winner.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Feb 20, 2014 19:40:24 GMT -8
Scalpers worse than Hitler? I hope we're talking about Jimmy Bob Hitler from Pigfuck, AR. He is a real dick! Lorde is a scalper?
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