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Post by mutt on Feb 13, 2014 16:40:40 GMT -8
These camping passes have been returned to Live Nation. Contact them if interested. I was refunded my money to the penny, including the services fees. I know this may be grounds to be drawn and quartered. All I ask for is it be someplace classy, like a nudity bar. Thank you. That is all.
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 13, 2014 17:18:20 GMT -8
The spots are by car so unless somebody rides with you there is no sharing.
Will there be steak nachos?
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 13, 2014 17:34:17 GMT -8
Sell that shit. Fancy-ass camping is for rubes.
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Post by mutt on Feb 13, 2014 17:55:56 GMT -8
But I hear that regular camping could involve semi- naked primates bellowing "yarrrggghh" at 3 am and puddles in my tent that didn't come from precipitation. Would I have to get a shot?
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Post by weenie on Feb 13, 2014 18:01:39 GMT -8
But I hear that regular camping couldwill involve semi- naked primates bellowing "yarrrggghh" at 3 am and puddles in my tent that didn't come from precipitation. Would I have to get a shot?
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 13, 2014 19:29:28 GMT -8
But I hear that regular camping could involve semi- naked primates bellowing "yarrrggghh" at 3 am and puddles in my tent that didn't come from precipitation. Would I have to get a shot? You might have to get a shot afterwards. You can always sell your expensive camping passes and go stay at Wildhorse. Wildhorse had babies before it was cool.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Feb 13, 2014 19:36:03 GMT -8
But I hear that regular camping couldwill involve semi- naked dress wearing primates bellowing "yarrrggghh" "I'm in a dress" and yelling at the sun at 3 am from 8 PM until 8 AM and puddles couches in my tent that didn't come from precipitation my campsite. Would I have to get a shot?
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 13, 2014 20:21:58 GMT -8
But I hear that regular camping could involve semi- naked primates bellowing "yarrrggghh" at 3 am and puddles in my tent that didn't come from precipitation. Would I have to get a shot? Trying to locate your objection.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 13, 2014 20:22:32 GMT -8
Anyway, nobody's gonna be able to turn your crank if you stay in fancy-pants camping.
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Post by mutt on Feb 14, 2014 7:42:02 GMT -8
So, let me get this straight. If I do the regular camping, there will be primates bellowing "I'm in a dress" from 8 pm to 8 am, an unknown couch will appear in my tent, and I won't need a shot, except maybe afterwards. On oh yeah, if I do stay in fancy pants camping, no one there will be able to turn my crank.
This leads to several more questions. One, I think 12 hour bellowing only occurs on spring and fall equinox. Is there some astronomical anomaly that causes the sun to pause over the Gorge? And does this same anomaly account for the couch? And about that shot - wouldn't it be better to get it before camping, or do I have to wait and see exactly what strain I've been exposed to? Finally, are the campers in gold and premier truly unable to turn my crank, or is it simply a matter of crank snobbery?
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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 14, 2014 9:18:17 GMT -8
The gorge is an astronomical anomaly. And people in gold and premier only get their cranks turned, they never reciprocate.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Feb 14, 2014 15:36:01 GMT -8
Your mom has gold and premier camping spots, but she told me she wasn't available.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Feb 14, 2014 17:41:00 GMT -8
So, let me get this straight. If I do the regular camping, there will be primates bellowing "I'm in a dress" from 8 pm to 8 am, an unknown couch will appear in my tent, and I won't need a shot, except maybe afterwards. On oh yeah, if I do stay in fancy pants camping, no one there will be able to turn my crank. This leads to several more questions. One, I think 12 hour bellowing only occurs on spring and fall equinox. Is there some astronomical anomaly that causes the sun to pause over the Gorge? And does this same anomaly account for the couch? And about that shot - wouldn't it be better to get it before camping, or do I have to wait and see exactly what strain I've been exposed to? Finally, are the campers in gold and premier truly unable to turn my crank, or is it simply a matter of crank snobbery? I can pretty much guarantee you that not even terraced camping is safe from me and my bellowing. Life, as they say, finds a way.
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 14, 2014 18:51:14 GMT -8
They can't build a fence that will stop Goldbeard. The man is a wizard after all. Do you think couches just appear in tents without magic?
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Post by rustyironjeff on Feb 14, 2014 21:36:38 GMT -8
So, let me get this straight. If I do the regular camping, there will be primates bellowing "I'm in a dress" from 8 pm to 8 am, an unknown couch will appear in my tent, and I won't need a shot, except maybe afterwards. On oh yeah, if I do stay in fancy pants camping, no one there will be able to turn my crank. This leads to several more questions. One, I think 12 hour bellowing only occurs on spring and fall equinox. Is there some astronomical anomaly that causes the sun to pause over the Gorge? And does this same anomaly account for the couch? And about that shot - wouldn't it be better to get it before camping, or do I have to wait and see exactly what strain I've been exposed to? Finally, are the campers in gold and premier truly unable to turn my crank, or is it simply a matter of crank snobbery? I can pretty much guarantee you that not even terraced camping is safe from me and my bellowing. Life, as they say, finds a way. YESSSSS! As I've seen people breathe/blow fire form atop their Rv's. Chicks with dreads continually fall from the Redbull truck,walking party lines of 50 people crash through campsites yelling Sasquatch, and that one time the group took the unparty wanting folks in their tent, picked them up and moved their tent 50ft away from it's original location... PREPARE FOR THE GOLDBEARD AND ALL THE NOOOOISE!
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Post by kymess_jr on Feb 14, 2014 22:27:13 GMT -8
YESSSSS! As I've seen people breathe/blow fire form atop their Rv's. Chicks with dreads continually fall from the Redbull truck,walking party lines of 50 people crash through campsites yelling Sasquatch, and that one time the group took the unparty wanting folks in their tent, picked them up and moved their tent 50ft away from it's original location... PREPARE FOR THE GOLDBEARD AND ALL THE NOOOOISE! Goddamn, this makes me wish it were Sasquatch right now!
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Post by wonk on Feb 16, 2014 12:08:33 GMT -8
But I hear that regular camping could involve semi- naked primates bellowing "yarrrggghh" at 3 am and puddles in my tent that didn't come from precipitation. Would I have to get a shot? Best noob. Don't get cocky about it, the competition routinely involves dipshits from Facebook who only type text lingo. Hell, even nick won best noob, LOL.
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 16, 2014 16:18:37 GMT -8
But I hear that regular camping could involve semi- naked primates bellowing "yarrrggghh" at 3 am and puddles in my tent that didn't come from precipitation. Would I have to get a shot? Best noob. Don't get cocky about it, the competition routinely involves dipshits from Facebook who only type text lingo. Hell, even nick won best noob, LOL. sexually agree.
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Post by mutt on Feb 16, 2014 16:19:31 GMT -8
But I hear that regular camping could involve semi- naked primates bellowing "yarrrggghh" at 3 am and puddles in my tent that didn't come from precipitation. Would I have to get a shot? Best noob. Don't get cocky about it, the competition routinely involves dipshits from Facebook who only type text lingo. Hell, even nick won best noob, LOL. What's a noob?
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 16, 2014 18:00:49 GMT -8
Hell, even nick won best noob, LOL.
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