With the amount of boats I have seen being towed behind lifted douche mobiles I don't see this as being problem.
Douche mobiles pulling douche canoes.
I think that's how all the campground partiers get in sans wristbands. While waiting in the "stockyard" for our campsite I saw literally 9 people crawl out of a ski boat and scatter in every direction. I guess they lost their bearings under the tarp.