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Post by weenie on May 29, 2013 19:40:27 GMT -8
Man, you really had to work hard at getting your booze taken away this year eh? The only one I saw was a guy with a tortilla just straight wrapped around a beer can, not even tucked in on the edges. The security guards were cracking up.
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Post by nater on May 29, 2013 19:42:20 GMT -8
I found a random video where I'm a rock.
I'm a rock.
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mrlahey
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I'm watching you, like a shithawk.
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Post by mrlahey on May 30, 2013 1:22:41 GMT -8
HEY Dr. Garbanzo Ok, so I'm going to explain this. On Friday morning (probably about 5am) Dr. Garbanzo and Burrito found their way into our campsite before anyone else was out of their tents and decided to have a seat and go on and on about who the fuck knows what. At some point they were arguing about Burrito's claim that he's never farted in his entire life, so you get the idea. A little bit later one of my campmates joined them and they were discussing the sand storm that blew through Coachella this year. My campmate then says he's pretty sure those giant sand walls are called a "haboob." This sends Dr. Garbanzo into one of the most obnoxiously hilarious laughing spells I've ever heard from him, and just about everyone else in every tent started laughing after that as well. Dr. Garbanzo tells him over and over that there's no fucking way that it's called an "h-a-boob," all while he's sitting on his phone trying to get the internet to work to prove it. After about 15 minutes of this delirious laughter from Dr. Garbanzo, my friend finally wiki's haboob and sure as shit that's exactly what it was. This sends everyone into an even bigger uproar and ended up being one of the funniest starts to a festival morning that I can ever remember. Starts with an H and ends with a Boob. Best shit ever! I also thought that not farting conversation was a dream until I read this, good fucking times. Also, also, IT WAS BEST WHEN the fucking f-16 jets were mobbing through and fox kept pooping this gem.
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Post by nater on May 30, 2013 8:57:17 GMT -8
Mr. Weenie's story about his beers being taken away was pretty funny.
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Post by weenie on May 30, 2013 11:15:44 GMT -8
Speaking of booze (wow weenie, what an awesome segue) I brought a leftover water bottle to work today only to discover that, yup, it's vodka. SASQUATCH PLEASE I'M TRYING TO WORK.
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Post by nater on May 30, 2013 11:31:33 GMT -8
Oooooh man.
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Post by Pea on May 30, 2013 11:46:54 GMT -8
HER OWN FAULT FOR NOT LEARNING HER LESSON THE FIRST 3 TIMES SHE DID IT ON MONDAY
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Post by weenie on May 30, 2013 11:52:26 GMT -8
VODKA IS ODOURLESS PEA!
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Post by nater on May 30, 2013 11:56:27 GMT -8
I had a sip of a beer yesterday and almost hurled.
I also just walked into a wall in front of a client.
I'm pretty sure I should just go home. And never leave.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 30, 2013 12:42:32 GMT -8
I had a sip of a beer yesterday and almost hurled. I also just walked into a wall in front of a client. I'm pretty sure I should just go home. And never leave. After attending Sasquatch/Bonnaroo in 2012 back to back, I literally drove out of Bonnaroo at 4 AM, arrived at my house in Nashville at 530, took a 2 hour nap then drove to work. Where I proceeded to have massive aches, chills, runny noses, nosebleeds and various other ailments.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on May 30, 2013 13:01:15 GMT -8
yup, it's vodka. SASQUATCH PLEASE I'M TRYING TO TWERK. Fixed that for you, get back to twerk.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on May 30, 2013 13:08:13 GMT -8
TWERKIN HARD OR HARDLY TWERKIN
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Post by weenie on May 30, 2013 13:18:10 GMT -8
That legitimately made me laugh out loud! Now excuse me, I have to get back to twerk.
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Post by Darth on May 30, 2013 16:11:51 GMT -8
I really loved wandering the grounds in between our band schedule and taking it all in. If you saw this then you saw us.
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Post by rüstü on May 30, 2013 16:16:55 GMT -8
My girlfriend and I totally saw your kids sprinting from the bathrooms by the bigfoot stage towards the main stage one day. We couldn't help but wonder how they had the energy/motivation to do so!
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Darth
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Post by Darth on May 30, 2013 16:25:47 GMT -8
Hahaha, ya they were fully charged all weekend. They were fueled by music
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Post by weenie on May 30, 2013 16:28:43 GMT -8
You guys totally walked by me! I tried to identify you by your tattoos but then thought I might be being creepy. If I see you around town I'll say hi now though!
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Post by Professor Pancakes on May 30, 2013 16:34:07 GMT -8
Ya, I definitely saw you guys a few times. I recognized the Hammer Time tattoo, but I was too creepy/awkward to say anything.
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Post by stalkinopossum on May 30, 2013 16:52:00 GMT -8
Haha totally saw your kids in the dance tent. I can't even imagine what they were thinking of my friends and I, plus all the other crazy fucked up people in there hahaha.
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Post by Pea on May 30, 2013 16:56:57 GMT -8
Adults do drugs because it makes them feel like kids again. They were naturally higher than everyone all weekend.
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