Man, you really had to work hard at getting your booze taken away this year eh? The only one I saw was a guy with a tortilla just straight wrapped around a beer can, not even tucked in on the edges. The security guards were cracking up.
On Friday morning (probably about 5am) Dr. Garbanzo and Burrito found their way into our campsite before anyone else was out of their tents and decided to have a seat and go on and on about who the fuck knows what. At some point they were arguing about Burrito's claim that he's never farted in his entire life, so you get the idea. A little bit later one of my campmates joined them and they were discussing the sand storm that blew through Coachella this year. My campmate then says he's pretty sure those giant sand walls are called a "haboob." This sends Dr. Garbanzo into one of the most obnoxiously hilarious laughing spells I've ever heard from him, and just about everyone else in every tent started laughing after that as well. Dr. Garbanzo tells him over and over that there's no fucking way that it's called an "h-a-boob," all while he's sitting on his phone trying to get the internet to work to prove it. After about 15 minutes of this delirious laughter from Dr. Garbanzo, my friend finally wiki's haboob and sure as shit that's exactly what it was. This sends everyone into an even bigger uproar and ended up being one of the funniest starts to a festival morning that I can ever remember.
Starts with an H and ends with a Boob. Best shit ever!
I also thought that not farting conversation was a dream until I read this, good fucking times.
Also, also, IT WAS BEST WHEN the fucking f-16 jets were mobbing through and fox kept pooping this gem.
I had a sip of a beer yesterday and almost hurled.
I also just walked into a wall in front of a client.
I'm pretty sure I should just go home. And never leave.
After attending Sasquatch/Bonnaroo in 2012 back to back, I literally drove out of Bonnaroo at 4 AM, arrived at my house in Nashville at 530, took a 2 hour nap then drove to work. Where I proceeded to have massive aches, chills, runny noses, nosebleeds and various other ailments.