There are two amazing people in this world who Megatron, Shax and I are humbly requesting your assistance in getting to Sasquatch.
If you met Obie and Rachelle at Coachella, you can attest to how incredibly phenomenal they are. For the rest of you, they are by far the kindest, most fun, and most incredibly generous couple you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Despite falling on hard times, they were still, by far, the most generous people in Camp Assfuck. And Camp Assfuck was pretty generous, so that's saying a lot.
Megatron has created some really awesome incentives for donations, including jello shots, getting eiffle towered, and lap dances by drew.*
Absolutely anything you can donate would be a great assistance and would contribute to warming the hearts of two really friggen amazing human beings. More than getting to go to Sasquatch, these two people deserve to feel the love and kindness that this sort of act will bring them.
Post by DREW OF THE RUSHES on Apr 22, 2013 14:19:13 GMT -5
pooping this thread. I know that most of us don't have more than a dime to spare, and that there are a lot of people that need and deserve some of our money to go to Sasquatch, and most of you haven't met Obie and Rachelle, so this is a tough sell.
But if you have $10, it wouldn't be wasted on Obie and Rachelle. They would never ask for it, but they deserve it. Everything said above is true and pales in comparison to the actual energy and love these two brought to our Coachella. Real people who just want to make everyone have a good time.
So, you know, just think about it for a second.
Also, I'm giving no-contact, fully-clothed Lisztomania dances, and everyone gets to watch. Shax already gets, like, six.
I will be contributing to this cause soon. I went $400 over my Coachella budget and will be digging myself out of that for the next 2-3 weeks, but when I have a little spare cash I am definitely helping out.
I'm definitely gonna be adding to this fund, I just have to do some finance stuff first now that I'm actually going to Glastonbury. But there's no way I'm missing an opportunity to share my favourite music festival with such wonderful people! And maybe get to eat some more of the best bacon I've ever had.