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Post by nater on Apr 20, 2013 19:41:40 GMT -8
There are two amazing people in this world who Megatron, Shax and I are humbly requesting your assistance in getting to Sasquatch. If you met Obie and Rachelle at Coachella, you can attest to how incredibly phenomenal they are. For the rest of you, they are by far the kindest, most fun, and most incredibly generous couple you will ever have the pleasure of meeting. Despite falling on hard times, they were still, by far, the most generous people in Camp Assfuck. And Camp Assfuck was pretty generous, so that's saying a lot. Megatron has created some really awesome incentives for donations, including jello shots, getting eiffle towered, and lap dances by drew.* Absolutely anything you can donate would be a great assistance and would contribute to warming the hearts of two really friggen amazing human beings. More than getting to go to Sasquatch, these two people deserve to feel the love and kindness that this sort of act will bring them. To donate, please check out this site: www.gofundme.com/2nkpl8Thank you from the bottom of our hearts. *not sure if Drew has actually approved of this incentive...
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Post by nater on Apr 20, 2013 19:48:39 GMT -8
Drew has approved of 12 lapdances per day. GET THEM WHILE THEY'RE HOT.
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Post by davers on Apr 20, 2013 20:28:28 GMT -8
If I get drunk and donate 2 wristbands can I have all the lap dances? And then convert half of them to listomania mimes? The other half are still for me.
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Post by nater on Apr 20, 2013 20:32:47 GMT -8
I don't know what any of that means, but I'm going to say yes.
Davers are you drunk?
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Post by davers on Apr 20, 2013 21:21:55 GMT -8
... Almost.
I missed a letter, does it look better?
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Post by Drew on Apr 22, 2013 11:19:13 GMT -8
pooping this thread. I know that most of us don't have more than a dime to spare, and that there are a lot of people that need and deserve some of our money to go to Sasquatch, and most of you haven't met Obie and Rachelle, so this is a tough sell.
But if you have $10, it wouldn't be wasted on Obie and Rachelle. They would never ask for it, but they deserve it. Everything said above is true and pales in comparison to the actual energy and love these two brought to our Coachella. Real people who just want to make everyone have a good time.
So, you know, just think about it for a second.
Also, I'm giving no-contact, fully-clothed Lisztomania dances, and everyone gets to watch. Shax already gets, like, six.
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Apr 22, 2013 11:40:16 GMT -8
Wait......no contact?
......fully-clothed?
I want my money back!
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Post by stamper on Apr 22, 2013 11:46:51 GMT -8
I'm not even going to Sasquatch this year, but I fully endorse this cause. Obie and Rachelle are amazing. You guys are going to love them.
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Post by Pea on Apr 22, 2013 12:12:20 GMT -8
I will be contributing to this cause soon. I went $400 over my Coachella budget and will be digging myself out of that for the next 2-3 weeks, but when I have a little spare cash I am definitely helping out.
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Post by nater on Apr 22, 2013 12:19:39 GMT -8
You guys are seriously the bomb titties.
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Post by nater on Apr 22, 2013 12:23:08 GMT -8
Also... if Obie and Rachelle make it to Sasquatch, you know who else is coming too, right?
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Post by stamper on Apr 22, 2013 13:17:55 GMT -8
The Fish-Magish
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Post by mrlahey on Apr 22, 2013 19:08:49 GMT -8
I will for sure be throwing down on this as soon as I get paid.
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Post by nater on Apr 23, 2013 6:53:41 GMT -8
You guys are the breast <3
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Post by kymess_jr on Apr 23, 2013 7:37:17 GMT -8
I'm definitely gonna be adding to this fund, I just have to do some finance stuff first now that I'm actually going to Glastonbury. But there's no way I'm missing an opportunity to share my favourite music festival with such wonderful people! And maybe get to eat some more of the best bacon I've ever had.
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Apr 23, 2013 7:58:42 GMT -8
Those breakfast burritos they made probably saved my life.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Apr 23, 2013 9:55:59 GMT -8
I may have to donate to this cause.
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Post by Pea on Apr 23, 2013 14:09:22 GMT -8
Seriously some of the best festival camp food I've ever had. Those two are just top notch human beings all around. Fuck. I hope they make it to Sasquatch.
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Post by emptyfox on Apr 23, 2013 14:11:37 GMT -8
Once I have some shit sorted I'll throw down on this. Zombie organized something similar in 2011 for one of our FB crew that couldn't afford it.
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Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Apr 23, 2013 14:50:33 GMT -8
Seriously some of the best festival camp food I've ever had. Those two are just top notch human beings all around. Fuck. I hope they make it to Sasquatch. Definiately. Rachelle just started a new job a few weeks ago and asking for yet another weekend off might be hard for her to accomplish. If the Sasquatch Gods deem it so, they will get there somehow.
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