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Post by wonk on Feb 14, 2013 19:37:37 GMT -8
Glowpacalypse is awesome. The Great Inflate is awesome. We need more earth shattering events organized by the board.
I bring you RIM JOB FLASH MOB AT IMAGINE DRAGONS!
Every year there are 1 or 2 rim jobs throughout the festival. Why waste a few rim jobs at the campground and in the Port-O-Potties when we could organize and cover an entire crowd with thousands of them?
If we really want this to work, and turn into the LCD Teen Wolf, we can't pick a band who will be extremly crowded. We are all going to need some space. The last thing we need is a bunch of people pooping into each other.
This can work for just about any band that plays during the day, but it has to be a band that sucks ass. We might have to wait until the lineup comes out to pick a good time and stage, but any suggestions? Be sure to bring your breath mints.
Don't be shy. If Sasquatch has taught us anything, it's that it just takes one person to get the party started:
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 14, 2013 19:41:23 GMT -8
Wut
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on Feb 14, 2013 19:41:32 GMT -8
I think we have differing definitions of rim job
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 14, 2013 19:41:52 GMT -8
Also I vote Mumford & Sons.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 14, 2013 19:42:46 GMT -8
Edward Sharpe would also be acceptable.
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 14, 2013 19:47:14 GMT -8
Mumford & Sons will most likely be at night since they are headlining. Edward Sharpe definitely fits the bill.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 14, 2013 19:49:00 GMT -8
The last thing we need is a bunch of people pooping into each other. Human Centisquatch?
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Post by kymess_jr on Feb 14, 2013 20:02:09 GMT -8
This thread is delightful! And also a fantastic example of proper use.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 14, 2013 20:50:34 GMT -8
I would prefer those lavender flavored breath drops as I would rather have my anus smell of pleasant florals than cool mints. I bet you could get those in bulk from Amazon or ebay. Then everyone could pick their preferred anus flavor. IDK maybe we could get them shipped to Adam Zack's? Maybe some colored tape to mark off areas... you guys it is up to us to innovate.
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 14, 2013 20:53:56 GMT -8
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 14, 2013 21:20:45 GMT -8
it has to be a band that sucks ass. Beautiful.
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Post by wonk on Feb 15, 2013 9:40:09 GMT -8
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Post by polecat on Feb 16, 2013 13:30:56 GMT -8
Day 3 bands: gnarly mode.
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Rusty
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Post by Rusty on Feb 16, 2013 18:32:34 GMT -8
I'm sorry, is rimjob some sort of ? Otherwise I don't find any humor in this.
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Post by davers on Feb 16, 2013 18:39:09 GMT -8
Rimjobflashmob was nick's original screen name until HG made him change it.
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Rusty
North American Scumfoot
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Post by Rusty on Feb 16, 2013 18:44:01 GMT -8
Oh, Ha. Might as well start a thread about it then. Seems legitimate.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 16, 2013 19:42:15 GMT -8
Funny = Legitimate
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Post by davers on Feb 16, 2013 19:50:57 GMT -8
You know what a rimjob is, right Rusty? (DON'T GOOGLE IT). It's still pretty funny even without the nick-name reference.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 16, 2013 19:53:39 GMT -8
The 'Rusty Venture'
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 16, 2013 19:54:32 GMT -8
Nice. And anyone who's seen South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut knows what a rimjob is.
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