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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 14, 2013 15:41:27 GMT -8
And just to put calmyotits's mind at ease, no one actually tried to organize a bang bus in the google sense. Oh thank goodness! Also, just to be clear: I have not a single thing against Sasquatch sex (take that how you will - do I mean sex at Sasquatch or just hairy, unwashed sex in general? I'll never tell). It just isn't exactly up to porno standards to be romping whilst covered in glow-stick fluid and spilt beer. Actually, there's probably already porn niche for exactly that, so nevermind. |
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Post by crowell on Feb 14, 2013 15:43:10 GMT -8
And crowell isn't ignorantly offensive like danl46 was. So I am giving him the benefit of the doubt, but I do NOT get his deal. I’ll take that as a compliment I guess. Thanks. But I don’t know what “deal” it is you expect to get. I am not selling you any of my tickets. |
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on Feb 14, 2013 15:44:33 GMT -8
how many tickets you got there guy?
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Post by Pea on Feb 14, 2013 15:51:16 GMT -8
Sexquatch rules
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Post by crowell on Feb 14, 2013 15:53:01 GMT -8
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 14, 2013 15:53:56 GMT -8
Oh thank goodness! Also, just to be clear: I have not a single thing against Sasquatch sex (take that how you will - do I mean sex at Sasquatch or just hairy, unwashed sex in general? I'll never tell). It just isn't exactly up to porno standards to be romping whilst covered in glow-stick fluid and spilt beer. Actually, there's probably already porn niche for exactly that, so nevermind. Important fact of the internet: there is a porn niche for everything.Technically people refer to it as Rule 34 (if you think of an idea for a porn, it already exists), but it is probably the most necessary knowledge to have when Googling things like "bang bus." |
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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 14, 2013 15:58:24 GMT -8
Did somebody say it was Pterodactyl time?
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 14, 2013 16:00:41 GMT -8
Did somebody say it was Pterodactyl time? I fucking love that video. It encompasses all the surreal and perverse things the internet can produce with such a clarity of intent. |
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Post by StormyPinkness on Feb 14, 2013 16:04:11 GMT -8
You cannot unsee pterodactyl porn.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 14, 2013 16:06:17 GMT -8
And crowell isn't ignorantly offensive like danl46 was. So I am giving him the benefit of the doubt, but I do NOT get his deal. I’ll take that as a compliment I guess. Thanks. But I don’t know what “deal” it is you expect to get. I am not selling you any of my tickets. I ain't after your tickets, chunga. What I mean is, your humor eludes me and your motivations are a mystery. I can usually get a pretty good read on folks' personalities around here after a couple of weeks, but when I try to attribute anything concrete to you, this is what appears in my mind's eye:  |
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Post by Fig on Feb 14, 2013 16:23:00 GMT -8
What I picture Crowell as:  |
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Post by Fig on Feb 14, 2013 16:23:19 GMT -8
Frans aka Crooked Face
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 14, 2013 16:37:40 GMT -8
Important fact of the internet: there is a porn niche for everythingI'm aware of this rule. I mean, a teenaged girl got Internet "famous" for sucking her own tampon like a goddamn sucker. I shouldn't have been surprised by bang bus |
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Post by chud on Feb 14, 2013 17:17:53 GMT -8
So, now that there's some signs of interest, who's coming aboard?
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Post by CalmYoTits on Feb 14, 2013 19:54:42 GMT -8
*crickets*
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Post by wonk on Feb 14, 2013 19:55:52 GMT -8
Is this the thread we all brag about not being a virgin? I broke my no-sex at Sasquatch rule last year  MEE TWO  |
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Post by Dr. Crane on Feb 15, 2013 3:42:16 GMT -8
Last year was the first time I didn't have sex at Sasquatch, and it sucked.
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Post by Fig on Feb 15, 2013 13:38:38 GMT -8
Sexsquatch
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on Feb 15, 2013 13:49:59 GMT -8
Early morning tent lovin is the best...Those thin walls, the hard ground, the heat...
Then a shower with wet wipes and cooler water....
The best...
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Post by addicts on Feb 17, 2013 21:12:05 GMT -8
HRH Horned Gramma, Supreme ruler of the Sasquatch! Music Festival Board,
will you send out an announcement when you and the empress have acquired your tickets?
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