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Post by Drew on Nov 19, 2012 17:44:00 GMT -8
Annual inflation is less than 2%, tickets went up 5%. Not a huge difference but still. I mean I know it's a business, duh-doi, but what I'm saying is, fucking businesses fucking suck. If I had a sandwich shop and I charged 5.50 for a reuben, I wouldn't raise the price to 6.00 next week because reubens have been selling well. Damn, man.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 19, 2012 17:51:39 GMT -8
This is why your sandwich shop failed, drew.
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Post by davers on Nov 19, 2012 18:06:50 GMT -8
Annual inflation is less than 2%, tickets went up 5%. I feel like more of a nerd than normal for pointing this out, but from $285 to $300 in two years is a 2.6% increase per year. (technically 1.75% the first time and 3.45% the second time). And if your sandwich shop was selling so many sandwiches that you couldn't keep up with demand then you would be silly to not raise the price.
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Post by wonk on Nov 19, 2012 18:10:40 GMT -8
Annual inflation is less than 2%, tickets went up 5%. I feel like more of a nerd than normal for pointing this out, but from $285 to $300 in two years is a 2.6% increase per year. (technically 1.75% the first time and 3.45% the second time). And if your sandwich shop was selling so many sandwiches that you couldn't keep up with demand then you would be silly to not raise the price. Fuck, you beat me to it. I wasn't going to let that slide, but I would've included a joke about his sandwhich shop failing because he sucks at math.
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Post by Jefferin Jeffotash on Nov 19, 2012 18:23:38 GMT -8
So is anyone else going to set up a tent by their computer and buy them right at 9am on friday like me?
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Post by Drew on Nov 19, 2012 19:36:53 GMT -8
Fuck you guys, Drew's Sandwich Shop and Taxidermy was a tight ship. Damn economy.
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Post by Drew on Nov 19, 2012 19:53:44 GMT -8
I suck at everything. Math and grammar. The two most fundamental skills of intelligent life.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Nov 19, 2012 19:57:32 GMT -8
I suck at everything. Math and grammar. The two most fundamental skills of intelligent life. Two skills easily overshadowed by knowing what you're doing in the bedroom and on the dance floor. So don't sweat it, dude
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 19, 2012 20:01:45 GMT -8
Two skills easily overshadowed by knowing what you're doing in the bedroom and on the dance floor. You just invalidated my entire life in one sentence. Thanks a lot, dude.
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Post by Drew on Nov 19, 2012 20:04:59 GMT -8
While trying to validate mine, he accidentally invalidated it. In the eclipse of my life, FD is both the shadow and the ring of nuclear fire.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Nov 19, 2012 20:05:25 GMT -8
Two skills easily overshadowed by knowing what you're doing in the bedroom and on the dance floor. You just invalidated my entire life in one sentence. Thanks a lot, dude. You, sir, are too modest about your Girl Talk moves!
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 19, 2012 20:14:52 GMT -8
Haha no way dude whatever mixture I was on during Girl Talk made me feel like I had broomsticks instead of bones in my legs.
Pea saw me at Dan Deacon, which is probably the most I've ever cut loose in front of a boardie (except for wonk, who I'm pretty sure makes a point of standing behind me at shows so that he can secretly film my ridiculous hippie-twitch dancing so that he can poison my internet reputation). But it was still hilariously awkward.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 19, 2012 20:15:51 GMT -8
...and that is only one of the two qualities you mentioned. In the bedroom I'm like a rabbit trying to murder itself by fucking an electrical outlet.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 19, 2012 20:16:15 GMT -8
It's true. I don't care who knows it. I don't even know what that fucking sentence means, but it's true. Fuck you.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Nov 19, 2012 20:18:56 GMT -8
So you're electrifying. 2 for 2.
We're all awesome at everything anyways!
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 19, 2012 20:19:07 GMT -8
...and that is only one of the two qualities you mentioned. In the bedroom I'm like a rabbit trying to murder itself by fucking an electrical outlet. Out of 12,700 posts there really aren't that many that I have ultimately ended up regretting having made. Considering how many people will eventually read this thread, I don't think that will be true of this post.
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Post by wonk on Nov 19, 2012 20:22:28 GMT -8
So, who here has the smallest penis?
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 19, 2012 20:23:32 GMT -8
1974 -- In the aftermath of Richard Nixon's resignation, documents are released which showed that Nixon had seriously looked into the legality of using the United States military to come to his personal defense when the Watergate scandal came to light.
2012 -- Horned Gramma scours the control of the unofficial Sasquatch! Festival forum to see if there is any way to gain access to another member's account in an attempt to make a post as StormyPinkness which was to read 'No way baby you some kinda dynamo wizard king in da bed.'
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Post by Horned Gramma on Nov 19, 2012 20:23:55 GMT -8
So, who here has the smallest penis? Drew.
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wnyx
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Post by wnyx on Nov 19, 2012 20:27:52 GMT -8
what the fuck is up with horned gramma tonight
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