Post by Friendly Destroyer on Jan 12, 2013 20:30:22 GMT -8
If you knew 20% of all the people in the world. You'd be the most popular person on Earth. If you got 20% off a gym membership, you'd own a gym membership. If you were given 20% of a trillion dollars, you'd be a billionaire. If you could access 20% more of your brain than the average person, you'd probably be rearanging the molecules around you to allow you to fly. If you went to a store that was having a 20% off sale and presented your gift card for an additional 30% off, that your great aunt Hilda gave you for Christmas, you'd have 50% off. If 20% of North America's bird population showed up at your house, you'd be fucking scared out of your mind! If 20% of your body suddenly went missing, you would notice. If 20% of the footage was cut from the Hobbit, everyone would have loved it! If you were to get a 20% raise at work, you'd be stroked. If 20% was a cool name, you'd name your child 20%. If you had a 20% chance to win 600 cars but an 80% chance of only winning one car, you'd still have at least one new car! If you let enough 20%'s dry in the sun and then ground them into a fine powder and then smoked it, you would get a small lasting high on the cheap. If you married 20% you would probably have a long lasting relationship built on love and trust. If 20% were an animal it would be a Jaguar. If you knew 20% of all the regionally specific bands in the world you would be the world's foremost expert in knowing regionally specific bands. If 20% made a sound it would probably sound like this, "Quakaw!". If 20% had a favorite subject in school it would've been, well, math of course.
Like I said. A lot of wiggle room, dude. Check the above facts!