This was my first time bringing my own mini-bottles. I was under the assumption that plastic bottles are permitted and glass aren't, so I brought 3 Jack (plastic) and 1 (glass) Bushmills. When the TSA agent said "I wish I was flying with you" I thought my train was gravy, but a flight attendant physically grabbed my arm to stop me when she saw me attempting to open ma Bush. It quickly turned into a fun game of peek-a-boo, but I hate to think what would have happened if I lost.
If you managed to legally sneak booze on a plane, and illegally get caught drinking it by a Dr. Garbanzoht attendant who passes you once per hour, you need to buy a mirror, and look in it, and realize how much you suck at life.
I the was in the back row (next to 4 fucking babies (yes, four out of the other five seats in my row were occupied by kicking, screaming, breastfeeding babies who don't like Animal Collective)) so she was sitting directly behind me the entire time, and she kept peering around at me with her creepy old bitch eyes. Despite where I'm going with this I had a fucking blast playing that game.
My Bushmills made it through security and I am rampantly speculating that I will be all up in drunkpost town when my flight lands in t-minus 4 hours.
It's a lesser known fact you can bring a shit ton of booze on an airplane, as long as you bring the mini bottles, and keep them in a plastic bag like you would your other liquids. Technically, you aren't allowed to drink them on the plane, but how can they really monitor that? It surprised the shit out of me the first three times I brought minis on a plane. One security agent after checking my backpack even said, "make sure you take those out of your backpack next time and put them in a bin.
You are all welcome. It's fact.
Definitely done this a few times.
Not even an alcoholic.
"I've been single for awhile and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one." Emily Heller.
Post by Horned Fuckin' Gramma on Dec 19, 2012 13:44:43 GMT -5
Oh Jesus, I can totally see it now. All this time I thought it was supposed to be, like, the eyeball of some weird alien in a movie and that you just liked it because it sort of looked like a vaginer that was going to tear your arm off.