Post by Horned Fuckin' Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 15:55:44 GMT -5
Hey hey carljay it's all just spoofin', alright okay?
You're (checking) a relatively grown dude, you know without me having to tell you that the new guy has to take shit for a couple minutes. All in good fun. What you have found here is the thirty or so people who are more excited about Sasquatch than anyone else in the entire world. We're all really cool and also pretty god damn weird. Stick around, talk music with us, whatevs. Do that and by Sasquatch 2013 you'll be a vetted member of the most legitimate Sasquatch party crew you are likely to find.
So stoked for Sasquatch 2013. Me and my dog drove 8,526 miles from Texas last year. Unfortunately, when my dog and I finally arrived we were both a tad disappointed at the lack of other dogs attending the 4 day festival. We only ran into about 5 dogs the whole weekend and that just isn't a number we are willing to accept. Good times are had at Sasquatch, and music festivals in general, when the people attending bring their dogs. Barking is cool. Dog shit in the campgrounds is cool. Dogs locked in hot cars is cool. Dogs in general are just plain cool. The more dogs the better. So if Sasquatch 2013 is anything like Sasquatch 2012 I'm going to have to go on record as saying that me and my dog actually can wait. Not enough dogs. Hopefully 2013 is more like 2009. 2009 was crazy good. Dogs everywhere. Big dogs. Medium dogs. Pure bred dogs. Dead dogs. Furry dogs. Not-furry dogs. Mutts. Is there anything better than dogs at a festival? Rhetorical question. Dogs + Sasquatch = Fun. To ensure a more awesome Sasquatch this coming year, I've decided to go to the pound and get 4 more dogs to bring with me. My 5 dogs and I can't wait to drive the 26,342 miles from Texas for Sasquatch 2013. Hope to see you there too.