carljay
Baby Eating Ice Cream
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Post by carljay on Aug 18, 2012 1:43:42 GMT -8
Am I the only one who can't wait for Sasquatch 2013? Last year was my first year, me and my friend did a 4700 mile road trip all the way from Arizona and it was the best experience of my life! Can't wait to go back next year.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 1:53:19 GMT -8
Yeah man, for sure! We like to be at a SASQUATCH 2013 very much! It is fun place with a lot of good times to having with all friend. Do party and some dance so many times that sunshine magic send us to home smiling for all time really, do you know what I mean about that??
Some band played a song and tent times were pretty neat when if some of us got too tired for jumprope LOL! I hope to there again sometime when next May Day is super soon for more boogie because I wouldn't miss a SASQUATCH 2013 for all the money in a bank for sure!!
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Post by Drew on Aug 18, 2012 10:15:10 GMT -8
Am I the only one who can't wait for Sasquatch 2013? Last year was my first year, me and my friend did a 4700 mile road trip all the way from Arizona and it was the best experience of my life! Can't wait to go back next year. It's only 1300 miles from Phoenix to the Gorge. When you exaggerate it makes me less excited for Sasquatch 2013
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Post by Horned Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 10:19:16 GMT -8
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2012 10:45:19 GMT -8
It is a misnomer, carljay. We are Boarders of the Sasquatch Festival Board but we really actually spend 330 days a year talking about cocks, bewb, steak nachos, poop, being wasted, being high, how good Shax's food looks and making fun of each other.
There are 30 days all together that complain about the line up and talk about how much we despise the festival.
The other 5 days we are physically at the festival not having fun.
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Post by Cysquatch on Aug 18, 2012 11:00:21 GMT -8
She did leave out the 30 days prior to the 30 days of bitching about the lineup, in which we play the guessing game and state our very high expectations for the festival lineup.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 11:11:16 GMT -8
Don't forget about the ten days or so where the anticipation makes us all stir-crazy and we hate each other and we all leave the board and never want to talk to each other again.
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Post by Fig on Aug 18, 2012 11:19:42 GMT -8
Oh yeah and the day of the lineup announcement. Don't come here that day.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2012 11:19:58 GMT -8
The moral of the story is we hate Sasquatch and we hate each other even more. So, yes. You are the only one excited for Sasquatch 2013. We mock this festival by participating in it all year. It's highbrow mockery, you see.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 11:20:29 GMT -8
Most of all, we hate you.
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Post by nater on Aug 18, 2012 11:24:04 GMT -8
You guys are dicks.
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Post by weenie on Aug 18, 2012 11:27:05 GMT -8
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Post by Horned Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 11:35:31 GMT -8
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Post by StormyPinkness on Aug 18, 2012 11:42:49 GMT -8
Pterodactyl Time
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Post by Horned Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 11:47:54 GMT -8
Don't forget about the ten days or so where the anticipation makes us all stir-crazy and we hate each other and we all leave the board and never want to talk to each other again. Looks like we're getting started early this year. A FUCK-A YOOOOO UH HUH UHH HUH HUH HUH
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Post by Horned Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 12:55:44 GMT -8
Hey hey carljay it's all just spoofin', alright okay?
You're (checking) a relatively grown dude, you know without me having to tell you that the new guy has to take shit for a couple minutes. All in good fun. What you have found here is the thirty or so people who are more excited about Sasquatch than anyone else in the entire world. We're all really cool and also pretty god damn weird. Stick around, talk music with us, whatevs. Do that and by Sasquatch 2013 you'll be a vetted member of the most legitimate Sasquatch party crew you are likely to find.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 12:56:49 GMT -8
In other news, I love how it only ever takes five minutes to find the exact South Park image you have in mind. I was pretty sure I'd have trouble with that one, but nope -- there it was.
You guys ah dicks! Give us back Terrance and Phillip or we'll give you something to cry aboot!
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Post by chud on Aug 18, 2012 13:26:05 GMT -8
So stoked for Sasquatch 2013. Me and my dog drove 8,526 miles from Texas last year. Unfortunately, when my dog and I finally arrived we were both a tad disappointed at the lack of other dogs attending the 4 day festival. We only ran into about 5 dogs the whole weekend and that just isn't a number we are willing to accept. Good times are had at Sasquatch, and music festivals in general, when the people attending bring their dogs. Barking is cool. Dog shit in the campgrounds is cool. Dogs locked in hot cars is cool. Dogs in general are just plain cool. The more dogs the better. So if Sasquatch 2013 is anything like Sasquatch 2012 I'm going to have to go on record as saying that me and my dog actually can wait. Not enough dogs. Hopefully 2013 is more like 2009. 2009 was crazy good. Dogs everywhere. Big dogs. Medium dogs. Pure bred dogs. Dead dogs. Furry dogs. Not-furry dogs. Mutts. Is there anything better than dogs at a festival? Rhetorical question. Dogs + Sasquatch = Fun. To ensure a more awesome Sasquatch this coming year, I've decided to go to the pound and get 4 more dogs to bring with me. My 5 dogs and I can't wait to drive the 26,342 miles from Texas for Sasquatch 2013. Hope to see you there too.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Aug 18, 2012 13:29:40 GMT -8
Holy shit. CHUD has arrived.
Officially your best work, chudwick.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Aug 18, 2012 13:33:22 GMT -8
Weenie called you guys dicks.
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