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Post by davers on Jan 31, 2014 16:46:36 GMT -8
You're Canadian. You're not obligated to watch the Super Bowl. Why would you even? I know, it's just fun to drink beer with friends and yell at the TV. I wouldn't bother if I was by myself.
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Post by weenie on Jan 31, 2014 17:30:32 GMT -8
I'm going to drink so much beer and eat so many snacks and yell so many sports on behalf of 'merica.
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Post by emptyfox on Jan 31, 2014 23:52:44 GMT -8
I am the 12th honorary a'man'erican.
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 1, 2014 9:50:51 GMT -8
I heard that but I always Dr. Garbanzoured it was a rumor that he probably started himself. I can't imagine anyone actually doing that just so they can suck their own dick. I also remember a rumor while I was in Junior High that he was actually Paul from The Wonder Years. I remember at some point there was some religious group spreading gossip about Marilyn Manson and possibly some other artists they deemed as the devils music.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 2, 2014 12:37:52 GMT -8
I also remember a rumor while I was in Junior High that he was actually Paul from The Wonder Years. I remember at some point there was some religious group spreading gossip about Marilyn Manson and possibly some other artists they deemed as the devils music. Those hateful bastards at the Westboro Baptist church did everything they could to undermind Manson's cultural influence by convincing a generation of young music listeners that he was actually Paul from the Wonder Years. (Seriously, though; I heard that rumor too. How did that get around so much?)
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Post by Cysquatch on Feb 2, 2014 17:10:20 GMT -8
Those hateful bastards at the Westboro Baptist church did everything they could to undermind Manson's cultural influence by convincing a generation of young music listeners that he was actually Paul from the Wonder Years. (Seriously, though; I heard that rumor too. How did that get around so much?) Their methods have never been logical. Maybe they figured the rib removal rumors were just adding to his mystique and they had to find another way to shame him. Seriously though, how does a rumor like that even surface.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Feb 5, 2014 18:23:05 GMT -8
DON'T READY FURTHER IF POOP OR VOMIT GROSSES YOU OUT
Over the last 36 hours I've vomited about 12 times.
I also pooped about 36 times.
Not even solid, just the kind of poop that is peeing out your butt. Fuck. This stomach flu is awful. Also Pea gave it to me. Damn you Pea. I can't even fucking eat mang. Too afraid of vomiting and shitting liquid.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Feb 5, 2014 18:34:36 GMT -8
Pooping does feel so good, though.
Even if it ain't solid.
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 5, 2014 18:53:28 GMT -8
DON'T READY FURTHER IF POOP OR VOMIT GROSSES YOU OUTOver the last 36 hours I've vomited about 12 times. I also pooped about 36 times. Not even solid, just the kind of poop that is peeing out your butt. Fuck. This stomach flu is awful. Also Pea gave it to me. Damn you Pea. I can't even fucking eat mang. Too afraid of vomiting and shitting liquid. That's Jesus's way of punishing you for harassing those poor homophobes on the Facebook.
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Post by davers on Feb 5, 2014 19:33:06 GMT -8
I had that once, it was the worst.
It got to the point where I had nothing left to poop or puke yet my body kept trying to poop and puke. Every dry heaved before? Imagine that from your butt. It is so not fun.
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Post by Pea on Feb 5, 2014 22:41:50 GMT -8
Hahaha something wicked latched onto a few of us at my Super Bowl party. I too had said vomit/diarrhea issues. So bad that I shit myself (read: liquid poo) while vomiting in the toilet at 3:30am.
Go team!
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Post by Dr. Crane on Feb 5, 2014 22:44:57 GMT -8
And to think I wanted one of your cupcakes.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Feb 6, 2014 0:54:39 GMT -8
Hahaha something wicked latched onto a few of us at my Super Bowl party. I too had said vomit/diarrhea issues. So bad that I shit myself (read: liquid poo) while vomiting in the toilet at 3:30am. Go team! I have learned all too well that one shits and vomits at the same time. So what I do is sit on the toilet and projectile vomit into the bathtub then shower it down the drain once I'm done.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 6, 2014 8:03:34 GMT -8
That's Jesus's way of punishing you for harassing those poor homophobes on the Facebook. Fuck you, dude. Those are shitty people, and just because they use the word 'harassment' a hundred times doesn't make it true. They are ignorant and hateful, and I don't let people talk to my friends that way.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 6, 2014 8:04:06 GMT -8
...and I feel fantastic, so clearly Jesus has nothing to do with it as usual.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Feb 6, 2014 8:05:59 GMT -8
That's Jesus's way of punishing you for harassing those poor homophobes on the Facebook. Fuck you, dude. Those are shitty people, and just because they use the word 'harassment' a hundred times doesn't make it true. They are ignorant and hateful, and I don't let people talk to my friends that way. I think ol Phillybert was saying that in a supportive jocular manner.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Feb 6, 2014 8:07:32 GMT -8
TOO LATE FUCK YOU PANCAKES I'MMA GET YOU FIRED
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Post by Professor Pancakes on Feb 6, 2014 8:10:00 GMT -8
My sarcasm key must be broken again, because I obviously didn't mean that seriously. I hate everybody on Facebook. They are a giant cross section of everything that is wrong with America and I support any and all efforts to harass, belittle, and otherwise berate them.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Feb 6, 2014 8:43:50 GMT -8
GET YOUR STORY STRAIGHT, MAN!
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Post by Pea on Feb 6, 2014 9:16:20 GMT -8
Hahaha something wicked latched onto a few of us at my Super Bowl party. I too had said vomit/diarrhea issues. So bad that I shit myself (read: liquid poo) while vomiting in the toilet at 3:30am. Go team! I have learned all too well that one shits and vomits at the same time. So what I do is sit on the toilet and projectile vomit into the bathtub then shower it down the drain once I'm done. I am crying. Your last few posts are some of the funniest things I've read in my entire life.
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