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Post by rimjobflashmob on Dec 13, 2013 9:39:28 GMT -8
ONE TRUE GOD
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Post by weenie on Dec 13, 2013 10:25:58 GMT -8
Goddamit Nick. Between you and this (admittedly lovely) cover I've been singing Miley fuckin' Cyrus all day and that is straight-up embarrassing.
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Post by rimjobflashmob on Dec 13, 2013 11:10:32 GMT -8
YOU'RE WELCOME
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Dec 23, 2013 22:50:05 GMT -8
Christmas. It was much better time when I was religious and my family wasn't. Now I'm not religious and my family is... whomp whomp.
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Post by Pea on Dec 24, 2013 14:52:23 GMT -8
Christmas. It was much better time when Santa and Jesus were real.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Dec 24, 2013 16:20:04 GMT -8
I'm satisfied And I can't deny it
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Dec 24, 2013 19:44:59 GMT -8
Christmas. It was much better time when Santa and Jesus were real. To be perfectly honest, when I was religious I didn't really believe in god. It was a great refuge to deal with the budding aspect of my sexuality when I realized I wanted to sex men as much as I wanted to sex women.
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Post by Pea on Dec 24, 2013 20:20:50 GMT -8
WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH SANTA
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Post by nater on Dec 24, 2013 20:22:13 GMT -8
It all started when he sat on Santa's knee.
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Post by nater on Dec 24, 2013 20:22:27 GMT -8
"knee"
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Dec 24, 2013 21:20:59 GMT -8
Ugh.
Bearded guys I'm just not attracted to.
Has nothing to do with Santa. Has everything to do with Awkwardly just standing there while my entire family does the sign of the cross and starts waxing poetic about Jesus.
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Post by nater on Dec 24, 2013 22:33:45 GMT -8
I'm totally over having any kind of type. Find me someone I can stand for more than 2 months and I'll marry them.
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Post by davers on Dec 25, 2013 0:06:08 GMT -8
I'm totally over having any kind of type. Find me someone I can stand that can stand me for more than 2 months and I'll marry them. Fixed.
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Post by nater on Dec 25, 2013 0:19:53 GMT -8
Ouch!
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Post by davers on Dec 25, 2013 0:32:19 GMT -8
That was too easy.
<3
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Post by wonk on Dec 25, 2013 17:09:28 GMT -8
I'm totally over having any kind of type. Find me someone I can stand that can stand me for more than 2 months and I'll marry them. Fixed. I logged in to post the exact same thing. Nice work Daver. Although in hindsight, I might have changed "months" to "days."
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Post by nater on Dec 25, 2013 19:10:55 GMT -8
I hate all of you.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Dec 25, 2013 20:12:26 GMT -8
I logged in to post the exact same thing. Nice work Daver. Although in hindsight, I might have changed "months" to "days." "30 minutes after climax." Ultra-fixed Edit: To be fair Nater, I have faked 5 panic attacks and pretended to be afraid of the dark in order to ditch women after one night stands... This year. Forever Alone.
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Post by Dr. Crane on Dec 25, 2013 22:44:50 GMT -8
I'd love to hear the afraid of the dark story.
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Post by nater on Dec 25, 2013 23:21:40 GMT -8
I've given up and become married to my work. One time I was reading journal articles in bed and realized the pile was spread out next to me and sort of resembled a person - and that there was no person Id rather have next to me in bed than my science-article-person. It was that moment I realized I'm a lost cause.
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