Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 14, 2012 3:34:44 GMT -8
While we're on the subject, anyone see the front page of the Onion yesterday? The 'No One Was Murdered Because of This Image' story?
I won't post it; won't even post a link, because if I did it would be the most NSFW thing ever posted on this board. But if you're not at work right now and you aren't easily offended, check that shit because it is fucking hilarious.
Post by Horned Gramma on Sept 23, 2012 7:04:33 GMT -8
My dad is getting married again! This time he has convinced his high school sweetheart that he hasn't seen or spoken to since 1975 to close down her successful gardening business in Texas and re-locate to California!
Elapsed relationship time so far: 2.5 weeks. Y'know, last time (last time being two months ago) I didn't say anything and I watched a sweet lady get chewed up and shat out by my dad and now she is living in her car. A point comes where you stop being a son and start being a boy scout. I don't think I'm gonna let this one sit.