One time my buddy was super drunk and looked at his phone, said "fuck this" and threw it as hard as he could at the floor.It was really fucking funny until he stole my phone and put his sim card in it for a week.
I spent all day at work yesterday talking about how I don't think I've ever been sick enough to not be able to work. Woke up with the most debilitating cold I've ever had. Now I have to go work for 10.5 hours. Karma.
Fucking last night was crazy. I went to my girlfriend's birthday party and it was all fun and games until I lost my other friend at 3am and when I finally found him again we went to get a veggie dog and some complete idiot in line referred to my hat as a beret (it wasn't) and then called my black friend "the dark meat". And I was reminded exactly why I hate Kirkland and drove as fast as possible back to Seattle.
Last Edit: Jul 14, 2012 10:07:12 GMT -8 by doorlopen
Post by Horned Gramma on Jul 15, 2012 3:01:37 GMT -8
The highlight of my dad's wedding was when he was introducing his children to his friends and he completely forgot my sister Carolyn's name. He stood there for a full minute trying to remember it; finally someone had to remind him.
Ducked out as early as I could and had a couple beers at some shitty German bierhaus-themed bar -- just enough for me to get the idea into my head to take a legit Ringo Walk. Grabbed a six pack, put it in my snatchel and hiked the fifteen miles back to my ma's house. Got a little lost, but that's the point of a Ringo Walk, I reckon. Trampin' down backcountry roads, through almond orchards, and through the backlot of a legit candy factory attempting to look for Oompa Loompas.