Most Impressive Rally-er: KY, making it to Beck and the D after discretely leaving a deposit near Gibbons tent and basically being carried back to your camp by FD a couple hours earlier.
Aww, man I really thought I made it through the whole weekend without puking. Oh well. And sorry Gibbons 'bout it being by your tent :/
Quite honestly, that was probably one of my drunker afternoons in a long while. Normally, I just stick to the other mind-altering substances over alcohol but I know I had an absolute blast that day with y'all anyway.
Post by LumpSquatch on Jun 2, 2012 13:34:42 GMT -5
Most Spirited - Womp, oh man, that dude was always excited, I know droogz have to be a part of it, but still. Best Dancer - Gonna have to go Friendly (close second to Drew) Class Clown - Gibbons/Know Cutest Couple - HG/Stormy, Switch/Hot Wife, Drew/Audrey, all pretty adorable (I never met Lucy in the person or drug sense, so that is exempt from my ratings as I would be lying, but I'm sure they're great too.) Best Dressed - Friendly's shirts always killed me. Most Impressive Rally-er - Both KY and Weenie know what's up. Most Unlike Their Online Persona - You guys are all pretty close. Best Hair - I don't know enough about hair. Most LIKE Their Online Persona - You guys are all pretty close. Biggest Flirt - Pea Biggest Surprise! - Pea Best Eyes - I guess I need to stare in people's eyes more. Most Elusive - I heard so many stories about everyone seeing Daver. Never once saw him. Most Impressive Substance Intake - Goldbeard Best Smile - Weenie Most Likely to End Up in Rehab for an Addiction to Dragon Sugar - I guess it all starts at the source, Dr. Garbanzo.
Most Spirited - Womp Best Dancer - FD Class Clown - Gibbons Cutest Couple - Womp & Sarah (BOOM!) Best Dressed - Lumpy Most Impressive Rally-er - KY Most Unlike Their Online Persona - HG Best Hair - Mr. Lahey Most LIKE Their Online Persona - Know/Wonk Biggest Flirt - Me Biggest Surprise! - Fairowen Best Eyes - Pea, cause they rolled back in his head most of the time. Most Elusive - Geno & RUSTY Most Impressive Substance Intake - Goldbeard Best Smile - Weenie Most Likely to End Up in Rehab for an Addiction to Dragon Sugar - Gang & Weenie
I thought I'm much nicer in real life. Then I was reminded about how I was taking pulls off a pint of whiskey in front of a crew of beverage enforcement goons after the Beck show, and someone said to me, "you can't do that right in front of them," to which I replied, "what the fuck are they going to do about it, the festival is over." Then I proceeded to heckle everyone waiting in line for a Wildhorse bus, like I do every year. And that's not to mention the countless Canadian jokes I made to Friendly.