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Post by wonk on May 31, 2012 9:23:57 GMT -8
TEE HEE
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Peter Gibbons
North American Scumfoot
Rookie of the Year
"Sleep in our clothes and wait for winter to leave..."
Posts: 565
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Post by Peter Gibbons on May 31, 2012 10:22:43 GMT -8
I tried to fart but ended up having to change my undies. Will the OP inform me how to tally my vote?
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Post by Pea on May 31, 2012 11:13:35 GMT -8
I didn't poop all of Sasquatch. I was in some serious pain the last day.
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Post by fairowen on May 31, 2012 11:15:04 GMT -8
Who do you think you are nick kroll? Half of his set he talked about poop.
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Post by wonk on May 31, 2012 11:23:58 GMT -8
Jenkem.
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Post by chud on May 31, 2012 11:30:55 GMT -8
Ha! Butt hash
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chad21
Yapping Skunk Ape
Posts: 60
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Post by chad21 on May 31, 2012 16:07:54 GMT -8
isn't this spam?
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chewedmuffin
Yapping Skunk Ape
Wonk's Whipping Boy
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Posts: 95
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Post by chewedmuffin on May 31, 2012 16:19:03 GMT -8
He's out to make a point.
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Post by Lump on May 31, 2012 16:59:25 GMT -8
Who do you think you are nick kroll? Half of his set he talked about poop. The only comedian that I'm okay with talking about poop for half his set.
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Post by wonk on May 31, 2012 20:29:40 GMT -8
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.
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Post by wonk on Jun 1, 2012 16:38:49 GMT -8
REALLY, U2?
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Post by emptyfox on Jun 1, 2012 16:53:51 GMT -8
We need more people to weigh in on this very important poll.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jun 1, 2012 17:02:29 GMT -8
Wonk you are so brave.
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Post by Horned Gramma on Jun 1, 2012 17:04:24 GMT -8
I farted at wonk's house a couple weeks ago. It was bad. I was almost entirely certain that it was going to come up in conversation sometime this weekend.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Jun 1, 2012 17:09:19 GMT -8
Oh my god that totally happened.
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Post by Goldbart der Hexenmeister on Jun 1, 2012 19:12:52 GMT -8
I was at some tent during my wanderings and hanging with a bunch of Canadians. This one lady was an American and was trying so hard to take one of us to her tent on account of her being drunk and having daddy issues. She was very emotionally needy. At one point when a bunch of us were talking about poop and farts she starts talking like crazy to try and be cool and make one of us get "into her." (My quotes for no reason, just there). Like seriously talking for 10 minutes about she-poops and she-farts. Then she took me to the side and started walking with me. She couldn't find her place in the dark so I wished her luck and continued my wandering. I wasn't going to do the dirty either way, on account that she was tripping me out. Plus, I don't like farts in my mouth, which I was suspicious that she would attempt that at some point, since she talked for a good 10 minutes about farts.
I found my new buddies at their tent and explained what happened. Then... they covered me in blankets and I wandered back to my tent and laughed at the cows in the field for a few hours. I realized she was like the cows, lost and in need of a herd.
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Post by Drew on Jun 1, 2012 20:35:52 GMT -8
That was a short story worthy of Updike.
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Post by weenie on Jun 1, 2012 20:41:18 GMT -8
That was a short story worthy of Updike. "What's updike?" "How dare you call me a dyke!" *SLAP* A short story brought to you by weenie drinking a million weird American beers. Probably a million. I didn't count.
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Post by Drew on Jun 1, 2012 20:45:40 GMT -8
It absolutely bends my mind to think of Canadians sometimes. You're from a different country where, potentially, EVERYTHING could be different. But you're the same. It's just so weird.
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Post by wonk on Jun 1, 2012 20:57:12 GMT -8
Plus, I don't like farts in my mouth, I think you found the wrong thread then my friend. I think I met the woman you speak of however.
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