As Stormy captured, "The Fig Face" which was the look of utter defeat after the gale force winds blew my girlfriends ticket out of my pocket on the way to he wristband line.
While doing the zombie walk Saturday night after the Roots, my wristband FELL THE FUCK OFF. In a miraculous twist of fate, the sunshine girl on my right arm felt the wristband tickling her arm as it prepared to launch towards earth, so she looked down thinking it was a bug. She was holding my broken wristband in her hand two seconds later.
I lost 90 minutes of my festival getting it replaced the next morning. If that wristband had hit the ground, I was heading home two days early.
Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 29, 2012 21:48:59 GMT -5
I will report more when I'm no longer the living dead, but lemme say...
You can't own a gas, man! Dragon Sugar Fig Face Fig corn chips Slap the bag Jenkem I can respect that You should see my kitchen ZANZIBAR!!!!! Weenie wants to work in the Fireworks mines The Cigarette Mines Headlight bonfire The process, man! Celi-YAK! Ram head What's in it? The Canadian New Yorker, eehhhh! Hay bale gods You're my buddy for the night. See you later!
... and so much more. Fucking Sasquatch! Once again all the boarders I got the chance to meet for the first time this year are a bunch of the coolest people ever. Love yous all!
Oh man, ya'll. I wish I had twice as much time to spend with you guys. I was particularly disappointed I had to take care of Audrey during the D and Beck because the weed toffee she ate (thank you KY's friend Tim) was both glutinous and really fucking powerful. She's doing just fine, by the way!
But I was so happy to hang out with: FD, HG, Stormy, Sully, Know, Gibbons, Burrito, Lumps, Romie, Weenie, Pea, Fig, Nater (so happy I finally saw you on Monday), Womp, KY (SHIIIIIIT), and I'm sure I'm forgetting a ton of you.
We also met a shitload of people this year, more than any Sasquatch ever. I seriously have like 24 new facebook friends from all the awesome non-boarders we met and hung out with.
There have been better lineups, but there has never been a better Sasquatch.
Everyone saving me from mine and Courtney's numerous dumb misforchunes. I owe you all. Even right now burrito is coming to save our asses from being stranded in Seattle. Also as we speak cat and stamps are saving our car from getting stolen in Atlanta. Love all of you. Will report more when I am using a computer and not an iPhone.
Never thought I'd see Beck play "motherfuker" much less with the D and Sasquatch.