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Post by Horned Gramma on May 19, 2012 13:12:55 GMT -8
And in my defense, I'm not a jerk -- I'm an asshole.
But only on the internet.
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bromojoe
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Post by bromojoe on May 19, 2012 13:20:03 GMT -8
God, no. What kinda jams are you into, bromojoe? Where do you stand on the issue of things breaking, and of fixing said things? What's your social security number? I am a musician myself so I have come to a point where I can appreciate really any music, except for country. I'm really down to listen to anything. I've been known to have some metal playing on my Ipod then one track later switch to some Colbie Calliat or some shit. And if I break someone else's property and it is unfixable I will gladly recompensate the loss with something of equal value or money. I work in a machine shop so I'm fairly handy. I even have a Handyman key chain on my keys. And its xxx-xxx-xxxx. Have fun stealing my identity! I have no credit by the way though, I couldn't even get accepted for a student credit card that I was even asked to apply for. The bastards. Same questions to you HG.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 19, 2012 13:24:11 GMT -8
I'm also a massive music geek. I get down to everything and anything, as long as it's intelligent (there's some intelligent country music out there, although it's pretty far removed from 'pop country'). The 'things breaking and fixing said things' question was a quote form the classic 90's sitcom NewsRadio (Dave Foley, Phil Hartman, Andy Dick) -- so you only get half credit for that one. My social security number is the same as my student ID in high school: 000-00-0001. You gotta be on that shit, but you CAN claim the SSN of a person once they die, if you're willing to fill out enough paperwork. My credit is more fucked than the Olsen twins, though, so I don't care who knows that I have the most easily memorized SSN in the world.
You're doing well. Who's your favorite artist/band, and have you ever heard of the Residents?
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Post by bromojoe on May 19, 2012 13:31:59 GMT -8
So you are the infamous first citizen of America!? I have been searching for you all my life. Ever since I exited the womb that has been my lifelong goal. It is an honor sir! You have me in uncontrollable tears. Oh, and I absolutely loath gangster rap. N word this, N word that I'll shoot that N word if he comes near me again. And oh dang, half credit? But what about the handyman key chain? That should at least poop me to sixty percent. Plus, I don't watch much tv. And of course I have heard the Residents. I'm not from Wisconsin. But I'd probably say Cage The Elephant at the moment, even though there are many many other artists I love.
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Post by emptyfox on May 19, 2012 15:35:28 GMT -8
Haha, he said poop.
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Post by onelove on May 19, 2012 15:49:41 GMT -8
"its one of those flaming bags of poo again!"....""dont put it out with your boots fred!"
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Post by doobies42 on May 19, 2012 16:03:56 GMT -8
"its one of those flaming bags of poo again!"....""dont put it out with your boots fred Ted!" Don't tell me my business devil woman!
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Post by Switch on May 19, 2012 16:06:25 GMT -8
Wow, I must have been gone for a long time. There is a guy with 80 posts and a title that I don't even know about. Wacky.
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Post by onelove on May 19, 2012 16:47:06 GMT -8
"haha he called the shit, poo!"
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2012 22:24:52 GMT -8
This aint the LBC bromo. Calm the fuck down with all those N-Words.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 22:27:08 GMT -8
Country music is awesome and probably informs some of your favorite music.
Also, WHAT UP RO!
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2012 22:28:08 GMT -8
I'm drunk. I adore you Friendly. Welcome to Sasquatch.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 22:30:14 GMT -8
Well, welcome to you too! I wish I were drunk. Especially since I have just arrived at the welcoming gates of Sasquatch!
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2012 22:32:52 GMT -8
Yes sir.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 22:40:34 GMT -8
Here's a joke I just heard (for all you drunk people out there! You know who are!)
A man commits suicide and arrives at the gates of heaven (cuz we were talking about the gates of Sasquatch) and is surprised to see that he has arrived to Heaven. God can see his surprise and asks, "You are surprised to be here?". The man says, "Yes I am. I thought people who killed themselves were not welcomed into Heaven". God says to him, "Nonsense! All of my children are welcomed to my kingdom. I understand the reasons behind wanting to commit suicide and have no negative judgement toward you. In fact I had considered taking my own life at one point".
The man says, "What stopped you? Were you frightened by something?".
God says, "Yes. What if this is all there is?"
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2012 22:44:54 GMT -8
I'm not drunk enough for that.
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Post by StormyPinkness on May 19, 2012 22:49:20 GMT -8
And then they built the super collider.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on May 19, 2012 22:52:13 GMT -8
And then they built the super collider. BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA!!!
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Post by bromojoe on May 20, 2012 1:21:34 GMT -8
I apologize RODOLO. Was not trying to offend anyone. Just expressing my dislike for the mindless world of gangster rap. And about country, to each is their own. I've just never been a fan. It seems too easy to write and the instrumental parts are to basic for my taste. It's probably the twang most of all that gets me.
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Post by Horned Gramma on May 20, 2012 9:34:22 GMT -8
You do realize that there is rap music that isn't 'gangster rap', right?
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