Are you getting messy this year? Come camp with us

[LumpSquatch]

My goodness, I can't stop laughing as I read this thread. Imagining these things being said by Bill, Ted, and Spicoli is fucking priceless.

[LumpSquatch]

Here's to a most excellent Sasquatch.

[Horned Gramma]

Apr 26, 2012 13:50:19 GMT -5 LumpSquatch said:

Here's to a non-non-non-heinous Sasquatch.

[Friendly Destroyer]

[Friendly Destroyer]

BY THE WAY:

Don't nobody go 'round doing Alcohol Enemas. That shit is dangerous and just really stupid.

Also, BY THE WAY:

Feel free to ask the Wal-Mart near Chilliwack for Creepy-Bob, then report back to us on who you get exactly!

[emptyfox]

Michael was an alcoholic. And not an ordinary alcoholic, but an alcoholic who liked to take his liquor, well, rectally. His wife said he was "addicted to enemas" and often used alcohol in this manner. The result was the same: inebriation.

The machine shop owner couldn't imbibe alcohol by mouth due to a painful throat ailment, so he elected to receive his favourite beverage via enema. And tonight, Michael was in for one hell of a party. Two 1.5 litre bottles of sherry, more than 100 fluid ounces, right up the old address!

When the rest of us have had enough, we either stop drinking or pass out. When Michael had had enough (and subsequently passed out) the alcohol remaining in his rectal cavity continued to be absorbed. The next morning, Michael was dead.

The 58-year-old did a pretty good job of embalming himself. According to toxicology reports, his blood alcohol level was 0.47%.

In order to qualify for a Darwin Award, a person must remove himself from the gene pool via an "astounding misapplication of judgment." Three litres of sherry up the butt can only be described as astounding. Unsurprisingly, his neighbors said they were surprised to learn of the incident.

www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2007-13.html

[Friendly Destroyer]

For reals sorry to Ian for leadin' him on in any way.

I have never actually shotgunned a beer and I would be honored to have my very first beer shotty with you, dude! Especially if we will be breakin' records.

[Pea]

Shotgunning is my favorite kind of messy drinking. Save one for me, Mr. Destroyer??

[Friendly Destroyer]

Apr 26, 2012 14:07:39 GMT -5 Pea said:

Shotgunning is my favorite kind of messy drinking. Save one for me, Mr. Destroyer??

We should all be a part of this Shot Gun circle.

[Pea]

Better yet, shotgun infinity symbol.

[saranater]

Apr 26, 2012 14:07:39 GMT -5 Pea said:

Shotgunning is my favorite kind of messy drinking. Save one for me, Mr. Destroyer??

Me too. I can shotgun with the best of them.

[danl46]

Booze enemas? And people were grossed out by shit in a bag? Oh well, a good time will be had by all I am sure. By me certainly!!

[Horned Gramma]

I'm in.

[Pea]

I have a pretty sweet video in my Facebook videos section of me shotgunning in a hotel bathtub. Check it out if you wanna see Pea at his best.

[Horned Gramma]

Apr 26, 2012 14:17:53 GMT -5 danl46 said:

And people were grossed out by shit in a bag?