Post by thehumanspider on Apr 22, 2012 12:08:11 GMT -8
I assume that once we all start heading down there we will find some sort of meeting place?? 2nd time going to sasquatch, 3rd time to the gorge. I am pretty good with directions if we meet somewhere other than the thousands of other peeps.
Post by wyldestallions on Apr 25, 2012 20:04:20 GMT -8
Nice to see some fellow partyers looking to whoop it up at this year! I'm gunna b shotgunnin' them beers like a man on a mission, a mission 2 get D-runk! Holla at me ! We went down with a camp of 18 last year, but totally missed your EPIC Shotgun event (or maybe I was there but just don't remember it, hahahahaha!). This year there are 27 of us coming down from the Chilliwack area and we are PUMPED to rage all night long with anyone and everyone and hopefully not remember any of it so we have to do it all over again the next day. Remember folks (unless you're already drunk from raging, hhahahahaha!) there's no such thing as a belligerent drunk, only an AWESOME DRUNK and you're gunna see 27 AWESOME DRUNKS raging around the campsite (yeeeaah buddy!).
There is a Wal-Mart near to where I live that is run by this dude named Creepy Bob (not his real name) who sells all sort of things out of the store that Wal-Mart isn't allowed or supposed to carry (no one pays attention to us in bumble-fuck-nowhere). One of the things he carries are these graded Alcohol Enema kits. They are safe as they control the dose on beer and hard shit and get you drizzy in a hizzy (FUCK YA!). We have bought over 100 of these bad boys (we don't discriminate on gender, but the hoses that go up your you-know-where look like penises, so Bad Boys!!!) and are bringing them down to Sasquatch to have the world record for (well essentially awesomeness) the most people getting fucked up on alcohol enemas at once. Yeeaahh buddy!!!!!
How do become a part of history/herstory you may be asking yourself? Easy. Just look for the group of guys that will be roaming the campsite dressed in Neon green Borat swimsuits (sexy, I like!) shouting, "Alcohol Enema 2012!".
Good time are approaching and we will rule the world at 2012.
now were getting somewhere! considering i'm bringing enough beer to injure myself imbibing it orally, i may opt out of the whole "shoving alchohol up my ass" routine. but im 100% on board with raging the fuck out and getting awesome. lets keep in touch make sure this happens!
Haha, I can't wait to find out which one of yous is wyldestallions. That was a great read. And what made it even better is I read the whole thing in my buddy's voice - for anyone that met him at Coachella, Jon's voice - classic bro.
Maybe it's just me, but if were EVER going to try putting alcohol up my ass, it would not be in the middle of nowhere with a bunch of strangers. If something goes wrong you're a long way from help, and a shower.