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Post by saranater on Mar 30, 2012 12:11:44 GMT -5
When I've been drinking, I threaten to rape men with my massive clitoris. I think its time we get back on topic. This just got weird. Fuck me, I wish I didn't waste my rant chip on fucking religion. No rape jokes dude. Sorry, have intercourse*. I'm also against "rape jokes".
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 30, 2012 12:14:30 GMT -5
Heavy is the burden of the self-righteous stodgy Inappropriate Police.
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Post by saranater on Mar 30, 2012 12:15:56 GMT -5
I think the terminology I tend to use is "fuck you in your ass", with no mention of whether it is consentual or not, if thats any better.
I need to stop self-disclosing here.
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Post by davers on Mar 30, 2012 12:16:20 GMT -5
I'm sorry if I offended you Dude, and I 100% know that my statement is condecending. However, I will always hold true on these sentiments, though I always voice them in a much more diplomatic manner IRL. Don't worry, I'm pretty much unoffendable. I was just trying to stick up for the religious people who sometimes feel unable to say they are religious without having someone say "You believe the world is 5000 years old and was created by some dude in 6 days?!?! LOL" Also, thanks for capatailizing 'Dude', made me feel like Jeff Lebowski.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Mar 30, 2012 12:23:45 GMT -5
Don't worry, I'm pretty much unoffendable. I forgot that you doesn't afraid of anything ;D
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 30, 2012 12:26:12 GMT -5
Sorry HG, I have to raise the BS flag here. If jokes (sometimes highly offensive ones) about Canadian and Southern stereotypes is accepted here - and even encouraged - then certainly Mormon stereotypes aren't off limits. Either we can make fun of everyone or we can't make fun of anybody at all. Uhh, no. Jokes about where people live and jokes about what people believe are in completely different categories. That is, like, a tremendous leap in logic dude.
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Post by Pea on Mar 30, 2012 12:29:16 GMT -5
I believe I live in America. Don't fucking joke about it.
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Post by saranater on Mar 30, 2012 12:29:54 GMT -5
U-S-A! U-S-A!
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Post by davers on Mar 30, 2012 12:34:05 GMT -5
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Post by Horned Gramma on Mar 30, 2012 12:35:58 GMT -5
1. Nobody makes fun Muslims for fear of being bombed and 2. nobody makes fun of the Jews because being a Jew is punishment enough. Dude cutesy anti-Semitic remarks are still anti-Semitic. I really don't get what you're trying to do here. I get that I offended you, but this is not the right arena in which to choose to put me in my place. There have been Mormons that used this board in the past (anyone remember stickDr. Garbanzoures?); I'm not going to bat specifically for Mormons, I'm stating generally that religiously intolerant remarks should be checked at the door. That's not out of line, and it doesn't make me a hypocrite for indulging in regional stereotypes, which are ultimately harmless.
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Post by stamper on Mar 30, 2012 12:41:28 GMT -5
1. Nobody makes fun Muslims for fear of being bombed and 2. nobody makes fun of the Jews because being a Jew is punishment enough. Dude cutesy anti-Semitic remarks are still anti-Semitic. Simmer down. That wasn't an anti-Semitic remark at all. My father is Jewish. My mother is Catholic. I'm screwed either way.
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Post by StormyPinkness on Mar 30, 2012 12:55:07 GMT -5
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Post by weenie on Mar 30, 2012 12:56:25 GMT -5
Oh Stormy I love you!
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Post by Guest on Mar 30, 2012 13:01:31 GMT -5
We could meet half way. I'm sure the fine state of Montana has an Olive Garden somewhere. You'll have to go to Billings. The rest of Montana is too good for Olive Garden. Edit: Yes, I actually just looked that up.
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Post by Dr. Garbanzoinski on Mar 30, 2012 13:06:57 GMT -5
Criiiiiiiiiiiipes at this thread.
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