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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 27, 2012 23:10:56 GMT -5
Actually, the "forchune cookie" one is pretty awesome too.
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Post by LumpSquatch on Feb 27, 2012 23:11:28 GMT -5
I was 'bout to say, that one was my favorite.
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Post by Pea on Feb 27, 2012 23:12:03 GMT -5
Pea-gnorant time. I had no idea Celiac was the term for people who couldn't consume gluten. I Dr. Garbanzoured a Celiac was some sort of mythical beast and came in here thinking someone wanted to make a troll thread ala the "Dogs at Sasquatch" thread.
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Post by DREW OF THE RUSHES on Feb 27, 2012 23:32:15 GMT -5
Audrey is going to die when she sees this. My favorite is, "What is the best trait of a person with Celiac Disease? Dedicated" because it's not actually a joke.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 27, 2012 23:48:27 GMT -5
Audrey is going to die when she sees this. THEN DON'T SHOW IT TO HER YOU MADMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by suzannejt on Feb 27, 2012 23:53:53 GMT -5
Hahaha. Thanks for the jokes! I've actually never heard any celiac jokes before! Turns out there is a lighter side to it.
If I bought gluten-free beer (or cider) over the border and somehow managed to smuggle it in, is there some trick to drinking it without getting it taken away? I just... love beer. And I would prefer to drink it instead of hard liquor, if I could.
@kymess - I usually just drink whatever whiskey is around! I'm just starting to get into it now, I've been celiac for less than a year, so I won't pretend I'm an expert on it.
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Post by suzannejt on Feb 27, 2012 23:54:33 GMT -5
I know there is a whole 'booze' thread, but I found that was mostly on how to sneak in hard liquor, not necessarily beer/cider - especially in bottles. That sounds difficult.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 27, 2012 23:57:33 GMT -5
You should pretend you are an expert in it. If there ever was a field that was vastly unknown, had a myriad of symptoms that held zero consistency from one person to the next, and most people only hear about it for the first time when you tell them "I am Celiac", it is this field.
Suzanne, Celiac MD.
See, how legit does that sound? Real legit.
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Post by emptyfox on Feb 28, 2012 0:14:12 GMT -5
Sneaking in beer and cider will not be easy by any stretch. I don't really have any tips for you, sorry.
If anyone does have some tips, please PM suzannejt instead of posting them here. Thanks.
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Post by Friendly Destroyer on Feb 28, 2012 0:17:18 GMT -5
You could always pass it off as a medical necessity.
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Post by Guest on Feb 28, 2012 0:26:59 GMT -5
copycapit. poopits.
Sorry, you are not sneaking in cold beer or cider. It's just not possible. Seriously.
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Post by tesla on Feb 28, 2012 0:30:59 GMT -5
Pea-gnorant time. I had no idea Celiac was the term for people who couldn't consume gluten. I Dr. Garbanzoured a Celiac was some sort of mythical beast and came in here thinking someone wanted to make a troll thread ala the "Dogs at Sasquatch" thread. haha, yep me too... |
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Post by suzannejt on Feb 28, 2012 11:30:51 GMT -5
Okay. No sneaking in beer or cider then! Guess I'll have to stick to the hard stuff.
Also, I do quite like the title of "Suzanne, Celiac MD". I should make myself some business cards.
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Post by saranater on Feb 28, 2012 11:41:17 GMT -5
With the re-entry privileges, running home mid day for a couple cold beer and maybe a nap is a reasonable thing to do anyway. Heck, I might not even drink before noon this year.
No more under-car naps for me.
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Post by DREW OF THE RUSHES on Feb 29, 2012 23:53:46 GMT -5
You could always pass it off as a medical necessity. When we were drunkenly discussing methods of sneaking in booze last year, the nurse in the group decided she's going to bring a catheter bag and strap it to her leg and fill it with something yellow. Gross. |
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