hahaha, what the hell happened here last night? This place got weird.
I was once with a girl who said to me, just as we were about to enter coitus, "Uh-oh, someone better alert the church elders"....I thought that was a strange thing to say. I brushed it off as nerves or whatever and continued on. However every other time we did it she would say it! Total boner killer.
In all seriousness, that sounds like you were boinking a Mormon girl. Or recently reformed. Yes?
1. That is super weird and creepy regarding the elders. Maybe if she said it once right after you had had a discussion about her reformation it could be funny and cute. But otherwise, what? Every other time!? I wonder if she still says it... 2. Reading Pea describe his sex is hysterical.
My current girlfriend vomited a full pitcher of beer on my face as we were making out, got embarrassed, ran to the bathroom and slipped on a rug, hit her head on the concrete floor and was rendered unconscious.
Making out with a girl that tasted like a mix of alcohol, olives (I'm assuming martinis were involved), and cigarettes almost ruined olives for me. And I love olives. Which is probably why I said "almost" and not "definitely."
I definitely puked the 3rd time hanging out with Pea but Rusty's girlfriend wins, I think.
Haha, it was funny as hell. And the vomit was literally only beer, so it wasn't to bad. It was just a shock to be all passionate and then have warm beer all over your mouth and face. Then 10 seconds later to have a girl knocked unconscious, it was like I was being Punked , it was awesome.
But 4 years later and we're still together. So that says something.
Post by Shaxspear III Esq. on Feb 18, 2012 7:51:33 GMT -8
Rusty that is an amazing love story. My first date with my girlfriend was going to a show at a bar where it turned out the bartender was an old co-worker. Our first date ended up with us getting black out sloppy drunk. The only thing we can remember after the bar was watching Army of Darkness at my place, and I shit you not, arguing about pterodactyls.